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Shinbone Archives

Running From Life: The folly of taking issues off the table (7/21/24)

Turkey Jive: I before E and sometimes Y.Not. (6/23/24)

The "Purist" Put-Down: A weak excuse for ruining sports (6/14/24)

Oh, Woe Is Sotomayor: Here's wishing many unhappy returns (6/2/24)

Extremities: Are Democrats for tearing babies' legs off? (5/19/24)

Cold, Old Joe: Age can't explain Biden's callousness (5/5/24)

Insignificance Vs. Ego: The eclipse and the "climate change" narrative (4/22/24)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Shrinkflation, the real RINOs, no to normalcy, etc. (3/30/24)

Sorry, Dahlink: If Budapest is toothless, then so is Article 5 (3/11/24)

Tell 'Em Tucker: More things that are better in Russia than over here (2/29/24)

Doo Dar! Doo Dar!: Woke take on Blazing Saddles is beyond stupid (2/15/24)

Death Before Disability: About those women's health exceptions (1/30/24)

Michelle Means It: Don't let Mrs. O "do everything for us" (1/17/24)

Bubba's Bursting Bubbles: Hope is not a foreign policy (12/26/23)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Mail-in voting, Satanists, neocons, etc. (11/29/23)

Exhibit Eh: The Canadian govt becomes a serial killer (10/30/23)

Insanity Vs. Insincerity: Eco-kooks expose the eco-phonies (9/30/23)

Haley's Comment: Nikki's debate answer slanders pro-lifers (8/28/23)

Tucker Loves Tate: Hardball interviewer plays the stooge (7/30/23)

End The "Ending" Of Wars: Outcomes matter, after all (7/19/23)

Let's Get Ethical: Screening the Supreme Court for corruption (6/28/23)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Brains on drugs, atheists & aliens, preppers, etc. (6/17/23)

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (5/21/23)

Butchery By Mail: Sacrificing women as a tactic (5/7/23)

How Not To Pretend To Kill Babies (4/23/23)

Iraqi Invasion at 20: The "forever war" that wasn't (4/4/23)

Or Else What?: No, Trump did not deter the Russians (3/4/23)

Counterpouncing: Framing the reaction as the real story (2/18/23)

Truth Vs. Power: Punishment for thoughtcrimes has begun (1/31/23)

Dots, You And I: How global greenies view humanity (1/14/23)

Orange You Curious?: Policy questions Trump should have to answer (12/30/22)

Herschel And Hypocrisy: What's his alleged offense, really? (10/14/22)

Hillary The Healer?: HRC belatedly damns division (9/30/22)

The Pigs For Choice Club: Inductee O.J. fits right in (7/22/22)

No Minor Omission: What the Ohio abortion story left out (7/4/22)

Robed And Unmasked: Dobbs dissent disdains the Constitution (7/1/22)

Common? C'mon!: McConaughey offers tired liberal gun cliches (6/12/22)

Empire-ical Evidence: Was the USSR evil yet? (5/26/22)

Nothing To See Here: Abortion is shielded by its own horror (4/30/22)

Senseless Consensus: Truth is not up for a vote (3/31/22)

Not Ready For Tulsi Time: CPAC should just pac it in (3/1/22)

Cold-Blooded Biden: Empathy, not inflation, is transitory (2/15/22)

Wisdom That Wasn't: Turns out, Afghans don't love oppression (1/31/22)

Tariff Man II: Trump policy shields Biden from blame (12/29/21)

So You Say You Oppose Speech Codes (11/15/21)

Abortion Vs. English: Libs do to language what they do to the unborn (10/12/21)

Unserious Condition: Trump's timid Taliban deal (9/3/21)

Taliban Tools: We're all Ilhan Omar now (7/26/21)

Soupy "Suppression": Dems redefine yet another word (6/30/21)

Roh-Roe: Libs would regret codifying Roe v. Wade (6/3/21)

Absolute Nonsense: Biden's Bill of Rights is arbitrary (5/11/21)

Kristi In Crisis: But what if Trump had done it? (4/20/21)

AUMF Repeal Is FUBAR: Congress cannot un-declare war (3/31/21)

Twin Killing?: Getting to the root, root, root of all evil (3/10/21)

Blue Meanies: Dems deliberately inflict economic harm (2/15/21)

Discomfort Food For Thought: Uncomfortable conversations we don't have (1/30/21)

It's Alive!: Is the Constitution making a comeback? (1/18/21)

Fuller, For What?: Vandy kicking stunt accomplishes nothing (11/30/20)

Libsplaining: What those "We Believe" yard signs really mean (10/30/20)

Pittsburgh Panderers: Rooney family can't undo the past (9/30/20)

No, Mrs. O: Dissenting from your ideology is not racist (8/18/20)

Starring Anthony Fauci As Lonesome Rhodes (7/25/20)

15 Yards For Hijacking: The NFL is Antifa now (6/30/20)

The Lowdown On Logan: A good law, used badly (5/31/20)

Mussolini Mini-Mes: You, too, can be a little dictator (5/15/20)

Danger Looms: Laura Loomer is just what America doesn't need (4/26/20)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Coronavirus edition (3/28/20)

Corrupt? Absolutely!: Trump loves those who lack ethics (2/27/20)

No. He. Isn't.: Trump dumps on pro-life predecessors (1/31/20)

I'm OK, You're Dead: Callousness is no defense for abortion (1/20/20)

Trump Tees Off: But how accurate is his scoring? (12/31/19)

Endless War Vs. Mindless Mantra: Will Trump throw in the towel? (11/23/19)

Planning UN-opolis: IPCC's property rights problem (10/21/19)

The Red And The Orange: Commies have got Trump's number (8/28/19)

Schooled: Our trust in God is in the Declaration (7/30/19)

Cup De Sgrace: No, the USWNT didn't win the World Cup (7/17/19)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Donald wobbles, But-I-Judge, soccer sexes (6/30/19)

Spot The Loony: Trump has a chin-wag with Prince Charles (6/19/19)

Where's The Winning?: Trump record is a dearth of W's (5/23/19)

Unplanned Vs. Untruthful: Abortion messaging in the movies (5/1/19)

What Can He Say?: PC police place a gag on Beto O'Rourke (4/17/19)

GOP Gets Gored: Political climate is what's changing (3/24/19)

Trigger Test: Are you a liberal, or do you have self-control? (2/21/19)

New York's Nobodies: "Not Me" pro-aborts strike again (1/30/19)

As Trump Turns, Republicans Follow (1/20/19)

Collins' Coup: Where was this speech a month earlier? (10/22/18)

Bullswoosh!: Kaepernick has not earned Nike $6B (9/30/18)

Guardians Of The Gridiron: Ways to un-ruin football (8/31/18)

Confu$ion: Does Trump understand how money works? (7/31/18)

Kagan Eat It Too: Stare decisis vs. living Constitution (7/12/18)

Borderline Insanity: Crisis confronts immigration fallacies (6/26/18)

Johnson Commutation Calls Libertarians' Bluff (6/14/18)

Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin: "An idiot, plain and simple" (5/31/18)

One Nation, Under Kim: Conquest remains the Norks' endgame (5/5/18)

Label Libby Innocent: Pardon is just, but does Trump know why? (4/23/18)

Munch Kin: Cannibalism becomes too familiar (3/30/18)

Russia's Ruse: If wonder missiles exist, why tell us? (3/21/18)

"Sort-Of-A-Play-On" A Bigoted Ex-President (2/27/18)

Back Off For Yakov!: Parade idea sends slew of bad signals (2/13/18)

NAFTA Nohow: Has Trump walled himself in? (1/31/18)

Lamb's Lame Excuses: PA pol fails to justify abortion (1/18/18)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Pigs for Choice, Barkley's bull, quotables, etc. (12/30/17

Abridge Suspension: USA-haters have special status (11/13/17)

No Way, Jose: We don't need no stinking accent marks (10/25/17)

Lighten Up, Francis: The Pope's grim, anti-human worldview (9/29/17)

No Gray Area: If Rebs were evil, isn't America good? (8/31/17)

Still Unforgiven, 25 Years Later (8/15/17)

Masculine, Tails I Lose: Liberal anti-man double talk (7/30/17)

Assumed News: The Times' pathetic excuse for slander (7/14/17)

"Heart" Trumps Reason: Donald is having Democrat flashbacks (6/30/17)

Pitt-Squeaker: Peduto's Paris pledge is pathetic (6/11/17)

Law, Not Orders: Trump edicts mean next to nothing (5/16/17)

Scientific Con Senseless: If marchers said what they really think (5/1/17)

Assad-Backward: Trump fumbles on Syria and Iraq (4/23/17)

Lesson Not Lahren-ed: Tomi's mindless pro-abortion mantra (3/30/17)

PETA Pucks: Penguin protest reveals group's ignorance (3/21/17)

Ruled Out: Obama bathroom edict had no basis in law (2/28/17)

Liberal Under-Standing: Left needs no relevance in court (2/13/17)

This Means Wall: Trump defines border, redefines terms (1/30/17)

WWOD?: Choice moments from the Obama presidency (1/11/17)

Court Jester: Has Trump fooled conservatives on judges? (12/6/16)

(D)-plorables: Hillary's hypocritical KKK charge (11/6/16)

In Us We Trust?: Kaine's phony abortion defense (10/17/16)

Hillary Lies Down: Diminution as electoral strategy (9/19/16)

So Long, Free Republic: It's been real, but not anymore (8/22/16)

Trump's Free Fall: Media made him, and they will destroy him (8/16/16)

Republicans, No More: Sir Thomas wouldn't fit in today's GOP (7/31/16)

Bernie's Truth Deficit: So much for Sanders' "Honesty" (7/17/16)

We're Evil! Get It?: Pro-abortion humor is lacking in irony (6/30/16)

Damning Dad: Father's Day Pledge is appalling (6/15/16)

Fishy Or Not, Vince Foster's death matters (5/31/16)

Flash Forward To Trump: A warning from a 70s rock opera (5/16/16)

Mister Rogers: American icon or hate criminal? (4/30/16)

Bernie's Bull: Socialism is the antonym of honesty (4/17/16)

These Colors, Don't Ruin: Team USA goes incognito (3/31/16)

Al-Afari And Away: Ignoring the Saddam-ISIS link (3/22/16)

Let Us Litmus: Judicial nominees must be held to standards (2/29/16)

What Would Scalia Say?: No reason Obama shouldn't appoint (2/14/16)

"We"-sel Words: Libs exempt selves from collective guilt (1/31/16)

Obama Seconds Holmes: Our rights don't just end somewhere (1/18/16)

Put Some ISIS On That: Mrs. Clinton assaults the truth (12/31/15)

Going "Concern": UCS is a corruption of science (11/30/15)

Smell The Bern: Sanders' odious deodorant remark (11/10/15)

Compassion Play: Pope Francis vs. Boris Yeltsin (10/11/15)

Dems' Ex-Machina: Clinton Machine was Bill's alone (9/22/15)

Just A Little Atrocity: PP's 3% excuse is psychotic (8/30/15)

Hardline To Swallow: Obama's causes are not common to us (8/16/15)

What If Planned Parenthood Was Law-Abiding? (7/29/15)

Not Just Cos: Take back William Fulbright's medal, too (7/15/15)

Ten Fold: Loopy Lew dumps founder for feminism (6/29/15)

Pedal Pusher: Peduto sets Pittsburgh on down cycle (6/8/15)

"What We Know Now": Iraq revisionism is not knowledge (5/27/15)

Say Knight, Gracie: More sports mascot dingbattery (5/14/15)

Campaign Canards: Don't fall for these electoral fallacies (4/30/15)

Thrifty Lefties?: Media fret over missile defense waste (4/21/15)

Sister Apple? Oh, Brother!: Abortion harms the living, too (3/30/15)

Warped Powers Act: Does Obama need Congress or not? (3/16/15)

Casus Belly: Gov't will dictate our eating habits (2/27/15)

Who Killed Comedy?: Liberals, and not by accident (2/17/15)

Balloon-ey!: Vatican takes wrong lesson from dove attack (1/31/15)

Personhood-winked: "Animal rights" are anti-human (1/19/15)

The Mystery "Our": Whose values are the Dems talking about? (12/30/14)

Gone With The WMD: Recalling the fleeting facts about Iraq (11/26/14)

Reprieve Of Destruction: Global warming can't just "pause" (10/13/14)

Freedom From Truth: FFRF is beyond all reason (9/19/14)

Don't Gimme An "N": "Redskins" is nothing like the "N-word" (8/31/14)

No Worries For O: The tragedy of liberal tranquility (8/17/14)

Incomparable Liars: Abortion does not equal health (7/20/14)

Beck To Differ: No, Glenn, liberals were never right on Iraq (7/9/14)

Barack Obama Wuz Here: We're living a Bugs Bunny cartoon (6/27/14)

Not So Swift: Libs use U.S. military as a pejorative (6/15/14)

The Worst That Can Happen Is You, Sec. Kerry (5/31/14)

Bent Amendment: Justice Stevens can't shoot straight (5/15/14)

Vocabulary Fraud: Obama denies by redefinition (4/22/14)

NATO No More: One for all and all for naught (3/30/14)

Costas In Context: His critics owe no apologies (3/14/14)

Polluted Minds: Greenies think nature is bad for itself (2/27/14)

Bye, Fidelity: Law, shmaw, says Sotomayor (2/13/14)

The Stepford Voters: Dems see women as devices (1/30/14)

The Devil's Due: Satanic monument is inevitable (1/16/14)

Speech KO'd: The perils of legislating against hate (12/31/13)

Kerry's Baggage: Why has it gone uninspected? (11/30/13)

Obama's Bad Lie: But the rest are OK, apparently (11/10/13)

Headbanger Ball: Is "Rams" an acceptable team name? (10/18/13)

Hush Over The Hub: NSA foes fall silent on Obamacare (9/23/13)

Amnesty Family Values: More Saul stories from the Left (8/31/13)

Nine For ESPN: Questions about Title IX they won't answer (8/11/13)

Beck's Penalty Box: Bachmann needn't feel shame (7/27/13)

Liberal Little Caesars: To the Left, the law is optional (7/17/13)

Forever Filibustering: Wendy Davis shows no substance (6/30/13)

Rand Sullies Fourth: Paul's bill is just plain wrong (6/16/13)

The Empty Chair II: Imagining an Eastwood-Obama sequel (5/31/13)

Blueprints For Bias: Media style guides censor the truth (5/16/13)

History Of Horrors: Gosnell trial reveals nothing new (4/30/13)

O's Daddy Problem: Fathers matter, but they don't, he says (4/17/13)

Buchanan At The Bat: 3 strikes on Iraq, and Pat's out (3/29/13)

Truth To VAWA: Libs wink at violence against women (3/14/13)

(D)-Nial: National debt, and other right-wing fantasies (2/28/13)

Who's Minding The Military?: Obama abandons his post (2/15/13)

Two-Bibles Barack: O's inaugural oath overkill (1/31/13)

"Revenue" Redefined: Libs abuse another innocent word (1/17/13)

Sleight Of Arms: Liberals' anti-gun pincer movement (12/31/12)

The Bright Side Of Hell: Obama's win has its good points (11/19/12)

Obama's $4 Trillion Tale: The deficit is not cumulative (10/30/12)

Detail & The Donkey: Obama skates on specifics (10/15/12)

Mitt's Off: Stop conceding the character issue (9/30/12)

Sandra Fluke's America: War on women, by whom? (9/16/12)

Akin To Akin: The biologically ignorant Sen. Boxer (8/23/12)

The Wimp Factory: Dems mass-produce wussy nominees (8/13/12)

You Didn't Fil-A That: Chicken fight is only round one (7/31/12)

General Welfare Fraud: Roberts creates a tax loophole (7/4/12)

An MSNBC Transcript of Lincoln's Historic Speeches (6/25/12)

An Open Letter to Bottom Dollar Foods (6/14/12)

Neither Honest Nor Injun: Another liberal living a lie (5/30/12)

Pondering People Pills: Don't think it can't happen here (5/15/12)

Windy City Madman: Nuge meets Obama "truth squad" (4/30/12)

Extended Terms: Libs stretch the letter of the law (4/16/12)

Outrage Outage: Why Solyndra fails to spark anger (3/31/12)

Only Human: When "person" is a subjective term (3/13/12)

Defense Vs. Dependency: "Safety net" isn't so safe (2/29/12)

Occupy Pipers: Where tolerating treason has led us (2/16/12)

That's Why We Have a Bill of Rights, Dr. Paul (1/30/12)

Bubba Takes The Cake: At last, the Clinton Legacy (1/15/12)

O's Gun Show: Fast & Furious = Bowling for Columbine (12/26/11)

We've Been Had: Reagan's words have gone unheeded (11/30/11)

Sour Mash, Bitter Man: or, Hit the road, Jack Daniel's (11/20/11)

The Second Man: Libs reveal their anti-truth bias (10/30/11)

Orator Overrated: Ranking Obama's worst speeches (9/30/11)

Label Them Liberal: No Labels, no honesty, no guts (9/17/11)

State Of Inebriation: PA tries to hold its liquor (8/24/11)

Ella's End Run: HHS decree makes you pay for abortion (8/10/11)

Starve The Swarms: or be devoured by gov't gluttony (7/30/11)

The "Reason" Excuse: FFRF practices political religion (7/13/11)

Unmisrememberizing Dubya: GOP should reclaim GWB (6/26/11)

Mattel Lacks Mettle: Another victim of liberal "dialogue" (6/14/11)

Tying One On: "Green Ribbon Schools" defy sobriety (5/29/11)

Petulance: Animal ethicists are just more liberal killjoys (5/16/11)

Totalitarianism For Tots: School lunches are just a start (4/28/11)

HRC-ing Things: Making a mountain out of Hillary (4/14/11)

Inexact Science: Liberals' words reveal their ignorance (3/28/11)

Karljacked: Rove's attack against Palin is petty (3/9/11)

MoveOn Ron: Time to stop humoring Rep. Paul (2/20/11)

Gosnell's Guardians: Philly killer had plenty of help (2/10/11)

Rare, As In Bloody: Abortion booms in blue states (1/27/11)

Wussy, Heal Thyself: Rendell's rant misses the point (1/8/11)

Total WMD-nial: No amount of evidence is ever enough (12/30/10)

Another Ameripology: Obama sends regrets to UNHRC (11/25/10)

The Fatwa Earth Society: Keeping the greenies in line (11/1/10)

Obama In Orbit: Prez views USA from a distance (10/11/10)

Hating Humanity: Is your child the next James Lee? (9/17/10)

Stem Cell Snake Oil: Dems deceive the disabled (9/1/10)

O, Really?: Obama invents an Islamic-American past (8/20/10)

Compact Trash: Nix the National Popular Vote (8/4/10)

Beyond Presumptuous: Assuming a BP-Lockerbie link (7/18/10)

Nincompassion: Lockerbie snafu weakens the West (7/12/10)

Busybodies, Lazy Minds: Obama declares war on sloth (6/30/10)

Weighing Anger: Obama's contrived combustibility (6/13/10)

Vacancy On The Court: Liberals need no credentials (5/31/10)

Megyn A Weak Case: Fox's Kelly defends Ginsburg (5/19/10)

Donkey Schoen: Dems' Nazi charge gives foes ammo (5/9/10)

Freeload Riders: EU calls vacations a human right (4/29/10)

Insidious Incorporation: No need to "extend" gun rights (4/15/10)

A Choice Example: In defense of killing children (3/10/10)

Ain't VAT A Shame: A tea party told-you-so on taxes (2/23/10)

Time Bandit: Obama's shifty and cynical ciphering (2/9/10)

Dukes Of Death: Title IX rules ravage Duquesne (1/28/10)

"O" Is No "W": Presidential critics are worlds apart (1/20/10)

Red Kennedys: Honoring Commies in JFK's name (1/6/10)

Useless Emitters: Greenies endanger "non-persons" (12/19/09)

Eat Your Mush: ... or start resisting eco-tyranny (11/30/09)

Mean Word Things: Rush isn't the drive-bys' only target (11/15/09)

A Little Bit Country: The Dems diminish patriotism (10/25/09)

G20-Baggers: The Left's lower standard of conduct (10/5/09)

Dowdy Doody: Columnist puts on a puppet show (9/21/09)

Honduran Hypocrisy: Libs oppose court-ordered coup (8/31/09)

Sotomayorphosis: The judge's con job conversion (8/12/09)

Pennies From Heaven: Gov't prizes are a pittance (8/2/09)

Ginsburg Howls: Madam Justice's inhumanity slips (7/15/09)

Dual-Use Dupes: Forfeiting the WMD debate, again (7/5/09)

Miranda V. America: Obama wages Warren terror (6/16/09)

Less Is Morbid: Socialized medicine kills by design (5/31/09)

Red Zone Menace: Congress threatens the BCS (5/14/09)

Making A Socia-List: It's not hard, Rep. Bachus (4/26/09)

Uighur The World: Obama proposes to aid terrorists (4/13/09)

A Voter-Caused Disaster: Napolitano omits our enemies (3/24/09)

Out "O" Touch: Obama's aloofness on display (3/11/09)

Obama's Success Story, or Saving Jobs Made Easy (2/24/09)

The Trans-Former VP: What's behind Gore #2? (2/10/09)

FOCA Hocus Pocus: Obama's impossible abortion promise (1/25/09)

Well, Egg-Shoes Me!: Presidents, projectiles and the press (1/10/09)

"Pro"-Bull: Abortionists' indefensibility defense (12/23/08)

Apocalypse, No: Farm freebies don't foretell doom (12/1/08)

Obama's Oath of Office, extended version (11/16/08)

Sorry, Chris, You're Being Insipid (10/28/08)

"Vice" Versa: If Biden's answer had been Palin's (10/14/08)

Refundable-oney: Tax credits are not tax cuts (9/29/08)

Worst Mates: Biden's a better bad pick than Hillary (9/16/08)

First-Class Demagogues: Populist Left shifts allegiances (8/28/08)

Barack Obama's A Series Of Fortunate Events (8/12/08)

Saddam's Invisible Tape: Another case of WM-nesia (7/26/08)

Obama Fails Detest: Speech excuses America-haters (7/14/08)

Political Palooka: Obama gags on Gitmo question (6/25/08)

They Mean To Bug Ya: Greenies promote entomophagy (6/11/08)

Polar Opposites: Bears now more equal than people (5/31/08)

The Jolly Green Giant's Senate Testimony: 5/14/08)

Coyle Strikes Again: Missile shield skeptic rattles on (4/30/08)

Smoking Something: War critics are comfortably numb (4/16/08)

Stars, Stripes and Scoundrels: Dems use flag as fig leaf (3/31/08)

Men Of Still: Liberals live in fear of change (3/19/08)

A Delegate Situation: Parties exercise no self-control (2/29/08)

Political Risk: Territorial gains spread GOP thin (2/16/08)

Damn You, Sam I Am: Our bellies, our choice (1/31/08)

Polish Removers: Dem election prospects repel allies (1/16/08)

Words Of War: Ron Paul misses the point, as usual (12/31/07)

The Ferrous Doctrine: Just one kook, that's all it took (12/14/07)

Crude Awakening: Dems make the case for drilling (11/30/07)

Only Children: Who cares if the prez is pro-life? (11/17/07)

He's Putin Us On: Vlad's comparison misses the mark (10/30/07)

Give Harry Hell: Open season on the unpatriotic (10/15/07)

The Unknowables: Facts that can't possibly be (9/30/07)

Hogan's Zeros: United, we stand for nothing (9/15/07)

Elian And Saul: A "pro-immigrant" puzzler (8/29/07)

Vacated Memory: Anti-W media forget about Bill (8/15/07)

Beauchamp Mirrors Glass: New Republic, same old story (7/30/07)

Those Damn Eskimos: Let's fight the real enemy (7/12/07)

The Wee Stooges: Libs use children as dupes (6/30/07)

A Cetacean Citation: Two perps and a porpoise (6/15/07)

Reid The Reaper: Dems plan Iraq Awakening's wake (5/30/07)

Rudy Goes Judge-Mental: Cross-dressing act is wearing thin (5/13/07)

Uncool Ghouls: Why abortionists are dying out (4/29/07)

Obama's Arrogance: Senator cites self, instead of the law (4/11/07)

Anatomy of a Bush Administration Scandal (3/27/07)

Guys Vs. Gaia: Enviros want to extinguish manhood (3/14/07)

Missile Bites Dog: Media unfazed by the unexpected (2/28/07)

Civil Serpents: Beware of snakes bearing "liberties" (2/15/07)

They Were Expendable: What Roe has told America's youth (1/31/07)

Tricky Ahnuld: Schwarzenegger mimics hero Nixon (1/15/07)

Breyer's Lyin' Eyes: Justice sees only what he wants to (12/30/06)

Chemic Relief: Destroying our WMD should be easy (12/15/06)

Sorry, France: We have no room to laugh (12/1/06)

We Just Don't Get It: The elusive humor of treason (11/20/06)

California Quagmire: or How to create more squirrels (10/27/06)

Plame N' Liberals: Why fake victims are the best kind (9/28/06)

In Saddam We Trust: A tyrant's denials are now "proof" (9/11/06)

Tainted And Stained: The Clinton Legacy and HIV (8/26/06)

Infertile Minds: Behold the voices of "science" (8/11/06)

Chimps And Salsa: Spain joins the anti-human movement (7/23/06)

Kay-O'd On WMD: The chief inspector takes a dive (7/10/06)

Dick Cheney Was Right: Defeatists owe VP an apology (6/26/06)

Tree-Dumb Reigns: Eco-arrogance on exhibit (6/12/06)

Who's Who?: Media confuse allies with enemies (5/26/06)

Wrongo, Sandy Baby: Independence is not omnipotence (5/18/06)

Accomplished Liars: Libs fib about W's Iraq speech (5/9/06)

Stupid Petrol Tricks: Dems feign pity for consumers (4/30/06)

Donkey Kongs: Dems' chest-beating is all noise (4/13/06)

O'Contraire: Why Jimmy Carter is worse than Bill Clinton (3/30/06)

Eighty-Sixing 1836: Why isn't "Houston" offensive too? (3/15/06)

One Dangerous Feller: Senator wants no secrets (3/2/06)

She Can't Be Serious: Hillary's inane war analysis (2/17/06)

Ap-poll-ing!: Media celebrate their own failings (2/4/06)

Of Bums And Babies: Why Scalia's wrong on Roe (1/24/06)

That's All Hoax: Dems are singing looney tunes (1/13/06)

Armoring al-Qaeda: Should U.S. borders shield the enemy? (12/31/05)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Murtha's mush, tree wars, Kelo, etc. (12/11/05)

Nit-Pigging: Brits go hog-wild with sensitivity (11/21/05)

Bubba's Big Break: Ex-prez demands huge tax giveaway (10/31/05)

Good News Is No News: The daily blackout from Iraq (10/14/05)

"Reparsing" Abortion, Again: This time, it's "personal" (9/21/05)

Hagel & Jeckel: Chattering anti-war magpies (8/28/05)

Dead Precedents: "Living constitution" yields stillborn rulings (8/8/05)

Groveling Old Party: "Sorry strategy" is self-defeating (7/17/05)

Definiphobia: Liberals fear the meaning of patriotism (7/4/05)

Durbin and Durbiner: The senator's rant is nothing new (6/18/05)

Era Superiority?: Secularists sneer at B.C. & A.D. (6/11/05)

Serial Bull: Quran story fits template too neatly (5/26/05)

The Disappear-Ring: How "privacy" protects the Left (5/18/05)

Asi-IX: OCR survey sets off hysteria (4/30/05)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: The Duelfer Report, bow ties, filibusters, etc. (4/22/05)

Adverse Diversity: PSA wrongly defends bilingualism (4/11/05)

Finding Nino: Where Scalia stands on unenumerated rights (3/6/05)

Like, Whatever: Libs specialize in specious comparisons (2/23/05)

Whigging Out: Dems follow defunct parties' paths (2/10/05)

Le Pig And Le Pen: Why Michael Moore doesn't live in France (1/22/05)

Stop Accelerated Density, Now! (1/12/05)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Dick Morris, Ernie & Bert, MLS, etc. (12/31/04)

Mengele On The Monongahela: Pitt monkeys with embryonic life (12/20/04)

Blue Away: Dems plan post-election exodus (11/29/04)

Marring Marriage: Can what Edwards says be right? (10/21/04)

Unfriendly Persuasion: Kerry's diplomacy has failed already (9/30/04)

McGreevey's Lethal Legacy: Cloning law is his true scandal (9/6/04)

Kerry's Box Of Mystery: Does even he know what's inside? (8/12/04)

What Defines WMD?: Semantics, not weapons, prove elusive (7/31/04)

Shots Were Fired: USSR fell because it was knocked down (7/17/04)

Monumental Mistakes: Leave "weeeeellll" enough alone (6/30/04)

The Gipper Has Spoken: Don't kill embryos on his account (6/16/04)

Castro At 140: It's not as far off as you think (5/29/04)

"Dis Iz Wahw!": No more coddling disloyal Democrats (5/15/04)

Pecking Pickering: Feminists slap judge with race card (4/30/04)

Connecting Smoke Rings: James Pinkerton huffs and puffs (4/15/04)

Don't Feed The Judges: No need for a marriage amendment (3/31/04)

John F. & The "L" Word: 50 ways to learn you're a liberal (3/16/04)

The Constitution in Black and White (2/28/04)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Carbs, WMD, Germannibals, etc. (2/10/04)

Stone Cold-Hearted: November Gang admits to killing babies (1/31/04)

Penned In: Suddenly, redistricting is unfair (1/13/04)

The Anti-Claus: Molly Ivins wants to raid your stockings (12/23/03)

An Electoral Con Game: Dems alienate the law-abiding (12/2/03)

Vague Concerns: Pro-abortionists are selectively obtuse (11/03/03)

Doomed By Design: Scientists make self-destructive embryos (10/18/03)

The Jellyphants: Invertebrate GOP abandons Miguel Estrada (9/19/03)

Green, With Envy: No "smoking gun" needed to attack the U.S. (8/15/03)

Franken's Fraud: Is the Left this desperate for a hero? (8/31/03)

The Mother Load: Real news buried under phony scandal (7/30/03)

Blame The Pierogies: Randall Simon is not responsible (7/12/03)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Bad baseball, Spike Lee, Belgians, etc. (6/27/03)

Assault Weapon Psychics: Dems say you can't be trusted (6/16/03)

The Tangled Web of Roe: Pro-aborts haunted by evasive past (5/30/03)

Deep Throat's Progeny: Jayson Blair is only a symptom (5/16/03)

Cabin of Cards: Santorum's critics should explain themselves (4/30/03)

The Me-First Amendment: Courts remain hooked on feelings (4/17/03)

Awedballs: Iraqi war will produce many losers (4/1/03)

Strapped!: Pennsylvanians bound by car seat junk science (3/14/03)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Crow droppings, the WNBA, liberal Lincoln, etc. (3/5/03)

Saddam's Stooges: Human shields know they're siding with evil (2/18/03)

Our Gang: Euro-8 takes a stand with the USA (2/9/03)

Winslow Responds: Kellen Sr. challenges Shinbone's veracity (1/28/03)

Choice Words: NARAL expunges abortion from its title (1/16/03)

Blood-n-Guts Clinton: Confessions of a latent pugilist (12/31/02)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Dixiecrats, Jesusmobiles, sheep, etc. (12/18/02)

Oregon's Run: Death-care system defeated, for now (11/29/02)

All An Act: Dems assault voting rights (11/5/02)

The Silly Party: Dems have nothing serious to say (10/15/02)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Qatar, Gerber babies, celestial obesity, etc. (9/24/02)

A Paper Tiger Trap: NCWO feminists need a villain (8/31/02)

Hillary's Rehnquisition: Dems redefine "judicial activism" (8/10/02)

Down The ICC Slope: New court nothing like Nuremburg (7/27/02)

The Plane Truth: Shoe-bomber charge wrongly dismissed (7/12/02)

America's Enemies' List: 70 names you need to remember (6/29/02)

Stream Of Con: Dems drift from one smear to another (6/8/02)

Fraction Man: Jimmy Carter cuts himself down to size (5/19/02)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Martyrdom, Fighting Whities, electric rats, etc. (5/8/02)

Christians Need Not Apply: Stanford's exclusive "diversity" (4/19/02)

Title IX, Sanity 0: Ambiguous law castrates college sports (04/07/02)

Home Free? Think Again: Property taxes are anti-American (3/22/02)

Cranial Tumbleweeds: Zimbabwe, Paula Jones, Olympic hockey, etc. (3/8/02)

They See NUTH-thing: "Pro-choicers" can't handle the truth (3/1/02)

Holy Smokescreen: Clone creators hide behind religion (2/21/02)

The Nerve of "The People": Collectives don't have rights (2/7/02)

The Aestheticrats: Ugly business banned in Pittsburgh (1/21/02)

Rag Of The Year: Annual issue a waste of Time (1/9/02)

The Cigarette Stick-Up: Punitive taxes are pure cruelty (12/26/01)

Boo, Hillary!: Sen. Clinton deserves no sympathy (11/26/01)

A Species Of One?: The anti-human politics of endangerment (11/18/01)

Revive The Line-Item Veto: ... and this time, do it right (10/28/01)

No Defense: Our national priorities are scandalous (10/5/01)

Don't Believe The Hype: The enemy's resolve is overstated (9/17/01)

The I-Word: How national interests became taboo (8/27/01)

W For Wobbly: Bush bollixes stem cell decision (8/12/01)

Blind Science: The un-ethics of "extra" embryos (7/20/01)

Castro's Court Jesters: U.S. media eager to please El Jefe (7/8/01)

Pigmented Pigskin: Washington too white for Winslow (6/18/01)

Why The GOP Left Jeffords: "Progressives" are stuck in the past (6/8/01)

A Dopey Decision: 8-0 ruling allows amendment by statute (5/24/01)

The ABM Treaty Trick: '72 deal died when the USSR did (5/10/01)

Howard Hughes Would Be Proud: Arsenic scare is sheer madness (4/24/01)

Bush Bars the ABA: ...and it is a bar, bar better thing (4/9/01)

The Giving Dead: Extortion disguised as philanthropy (3/25/01)

Eminem Is From Mars: ... and so are the people who love him (3/6/01)

Plum Loco: FDA holds veto power over reality (2/17/01)

Just Typical: Let history remember the Clintons' last days (2/9/01)

Human Weeds and Witches: Abortion advocates in their own little worlds (1/17/01)

What's In A Team Name?: Revolution, if you're a college liberal (12/26/00)

AL GORE DEFEETED! (12/18/00)

May + Shall = Can't: A fuzzy math word problem (12/14/00)

"Living" Election Laws: The Blob descends on Florida (11/26/00)

Thwarting the Will of the Stupid: Ballot culturally biased against Democrats (11/19/00)

Is That A Fact?: Gore loses debates on pointless statements (10/27/00)

A Sad Condimentary: Hold the pickles ... as exhibit A (10/17/00)

A Rough Draft of Al Gore's Resume (9/18/00)

Bill & Al's Risky Scheme: You're a waste, says the prez (8/23/00)

Hey Joe: Some questions for the Senate's "moral compass" (8/9/00)

Left on the Bench: Justice again abandoned by Supreme Court (7/18/00)

Oh, The Humanity: A prominent liberal says foreigners aren't people (6/22/00)

Enough Already, Mrs. Cosby: America is not to blame (5/31/00)

Move Over, Al: The old master shows how it's done (5/14/00)

Washing Our Hands of Elian: Lazy minds abet another villain (4/30/00)

Glorifying the Butchers: Hypocrites praise Cider House Rules (4/7/00)

Disarming the Poor: Self-defense may soon be a luxury (3/12/2000)

The Voting Rights Hoax: Racial scaremongers collide (3/2/00)

Helpless Hillary: A weak campaign by a weak woman (2/19/00)

Those Nice Moderates: "Tisk, tisk," says the RLC (1/22/00)

Aborted Conscience: Factory of lies runs frantically on (1/12/00)

Bum Worship: How liberals politicize religion (12/18/99)

Bill Clinton's New Year's Resolutions (12/3/99)

It's Not Unusual: 8th Amendment ok's Old Sparky (11/20/99)

Outcomes-Based Hockey: Has the NHL gone sensitive? (10/17/99)

Common Criminals: FALN convicts are just plain folks (10/3/99)

The Libertarian Lie: Deterrence works, and they know it (8/22/99)

The Real Iowa Straw Poll Results (8/17/99)

Celling Out: The tainted ethics of the NBAC (7/24/99)


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