Posted on February 8, 2025

 

 

"Opening Bid" Blarney

Donald Trump's self-fulfilling prophecies

by

Daniel Clark

 

 

If there's one thing we know about Donald Trump, it's that he's the greatest, smartest, toughest, bestiest negotiator of all time. So everybody keeps telling us, including himself. Okay, so he hasn't come up with that 24-hour solution to the war in Ukraine that he promised. When he said he would shut down the government until the Democrats gave him the funding for a border wall, that didn't work out so well, either. Then there was his deal with the Taliban, in which the sophisticated, New York real estate magnate got royally snookered by a bunch of vermin-ridden, goat-molesting cavemen. And of course, after years of demonizing NAFTA, he negotiated the USMCA, which is about as unlike NAFTA as The Hangover Part II is unlike The Hangover.

Aside from all that, he's been brilliant! At least he might seem to be, ever since his supporters began deploying the "opening bid" defense on his behalf. You never give away your true position at the outset of a negotiation, the argument goes. Your opening bid is going to be an unrealistic demand, meant to pull the center of the debate closer to your desired conclusion. Thus, the man who "tells it like it is" has morphed into the man who has to be taken "seriously, but not literally."

According to this logically inverted paradigm, Trump will inevitably be the winner in any deal he makes, precisely because the outcome is not what he had demanded in the first place. Whatever the result, it becomes exactly what the Art of the Deal author had wanted all along. It's a wonder we don't see Trump supporters walking around in red hats that say, "HE MEANT TO DO THAT."

Take the recent tariff negotiations with Mexico and Canada. Constitutionally, the power to impose tariffs belongs to the legislature, but it has delegated that authority to the president under certain circumstances, through several pieces of legislation. In this case, Trump cited the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, which empowers the president to regulate commerce with other nations when we are in a state of national emergency because of a foreign threat. He issued an executive order declaring the smuggling of fentanyl to be a national emergency, thereby justifying his imposition of 25 percent tariffs on imports from each of our neighbors.

Apparently recognizing the weakness undergirding Trump's position, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum made an almost certainly insincere promise to fortify the border with 10,000 soldiers, in order to stem the traffic of fentanyl. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau followed her lead, announcing that he will appoint a "fentanyl czar." Now deprived of his legal rationale for exercising the power to levy tariffs, Trump has postponed them for 30 days, during which time he will probably come up with an alternative national emergency.

In truth, fentanyl trafficking had been an unconvincing reason all along. Not only is Canada a virtual nonfactor, but Trump has been agitating for a trade war with both countries for many years, based on his belief that they have victimized America through unfair trade practices. The very fact that he made his desire to end an anti-tariff agreement among the three nations a major theme of his 2016 campaign belies the argument that his recent actions have been in response to an immediate crisis.

The Trump-friendly elements in the media have nevertheless declared total victory. Mexico caved! Canada caved! Trump wins yet again! During last year's campaign, Trump practically recited an ode to tariffs in every stump speech, but we are now to conclude that the tariffs are not what he ever really wanted. They were just the opening bid in the negotiation, the object of which was that Canadian fentanyl czar he had secretly wanted so badly. And if you buy that one, he's got some $Trump cryptocurrency to sell you.

To Trump enthusiasts, any negotiation of his is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If he demands a bag of gold, and ends up with a fanny pack full of gravel, then that must have been the object of the dispute all along. Ergo, Trump is the Champion of the Universe, and his opponent is a pitiable loser. It is impossible for things to ever turn out any other way.

We can only pray that Trump himself is not under the spell of this same rhetorical trickery. The last thing we need is a globetrotting grievance-monger who goes around instigating international conflicts, guided by his certainty that he can't possibly be putting anything at risk.

 

 

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