Posted on January 19, 2025

 

 

Something Rotten

Few condemn Trump's threat against Denmark

by

Daniel Clark

 

 

It's not every day that the president-elect of the United States threatens to commit an act of war against a tiny, friendly nation without even pretending to have any moral justification. Then again, maybe it is, judging from the lack of reaction to Donald Trump's declaration that American ownership of Greenland is "an absolute necessity."

The opinion leaders within his own party have met that assertion with, at best, blithe acceptance, and at worst, enthusiastic approval. The fact that Greenland is already owned by our longtime ally Denmark has been treated as little more than a minor inconvenience standing in the way of the inevitable. So what happens if the Danes won't provide us with this absolutely necessary thing? We might have to kill them, apparently.

When asked if he would take the military option off the table, Trump said, "I'm not going to commit to that. It might be that you'll have to do something." Really? Why might we have to do something militarily, against Denmark? Just because it has something we would prefer to have instead? Or has it got more to do with the fact that Denmark is a fellow NATO member, and thus is perversely viewed by Trump as the enemy?

This would have been an outrageous suggestion even if it had come from someone who didn't routinely disparage his political opponents as warmongers. Nevertheless, it has drawn no objections from the new "anti-war" majority in the Republican Party, the group that might be called the Code Pink Elephants for their habit of regurgitating the simplistic, self-congratulatory peacenik mindbarf we'd been hearing from liberal activists for the past half-century. Its grand poobah Tucker Carlson, Trump's closest foreign policy confidante, seems completely disinterested. Tulsi Gabbard has not denounced it, let alone withdrawn her nomination to be Trump's Director of National Intelligence. Podcasters at The Blaze and The Daily Wire have only winked and nodded along.

Those among them who have discussed the matter at all have only offered intelligence-insulting rationalizations. Of course, Trump isn't serious about attacking Denmark, they say. He's only trolling, you idiots! You've got to take him seriously, but not literally. He's a nineteen and a half dimensional chess grandmaster, you know. This threat of military force is merely the opening bid in a negotiation.

Okay, so it's a negotiating tactic, but it can only be an effective one if the Danes take it seriously. If it works, the result will be nothing short of a mugging. Suppose somebody walks up to you on the street and says, "Sell me your watch for a dollar, and I won't sock you in the forehead with this mallet." How much would it matter if he later claimed to have been bluffing?

Donald Jr., among others, told us repeatedly throughout the presidential campaign that his father had been the first American president of the past fifty, or hundred, or three bigl-illion years not to start a war. This "America First" point of view casts the USA as a serial aggressor. Our country only becomes involved in wars because our president's "start" them, and why do they do that? To enrich their cronies in the military industrial complex, of course.

Anyone who really believes this must perceive America as the villain in most international conflicts. Yet in this particular case, they want to make it be true. Entirely without provocation, they want to use our military superiority to bully one of our most loyal allies, for no better reason than that we covet one of its possessions.

They can call that "an absolute necessity" if they want, but that's no different from Vladimir Putin's defenses of his actions in Ukraine, or Xi's for wanting to gobble up Taiwan, or Maduro's for his designs on invading Guyana. It's a simple matter of might makes right. From this perspective, the only thing Putin has done wrong is lacking the might.

With a total lack of self-awareness, the Code Pink Elephants will soon go right back to condemning America's past leaders for invading Afghanistan after 9-11, terminating Saddam Husssein's terror state, and opposing Communist aggression around the world. They'll tell us all about how these and other American military actions have been those of vicious, warmongering, neocon brutes, who are constantly driven by a need to slake their thirst for money and blood. It would never occur to them that far more credible accusations could be thrown right back at them over Greenland, so convinced are they that they are simply better people.

 

 

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