Posted on November 30, 2025

 

 

The Joy Of Killing

Melania, mifepristone and men

by

Daniel Clark

 

 

As Mel Brooks explains it, "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." This is the world according to First Lady Melania Trump.

In the book she published shortly before last year's election, and therefore with the tacit approval of her husband's campaign, Mrs. Trump championed the cause of abortion. "I have always believed it is critical for people to take care of themselves first," she wrote, trumpily. "It's a very straightforward concept; in fact, we are all born with a set of fundamental rights, including the right to enjoy our lives." The existence of the other person doesn't even factor into this argument. Elevating selfishness to a virtue, she deems it "critical" to look out for number one. Therefore, it's not wrong to violate another person's rights, because that other person isn't her.

She's not talking here about only that minuscule percentage of cases in which an abortion is done to save the mother's life (which predominantly happens as a result of an ectopic pregnancy, a circumstance the baby could not have survived anyway). "The right to enjoy our lives" means that any interest on the part of the mother, including the desire to maintain a hedonistic lifestyle, overrides the right to life of the unborn child. Well, guess what? Men like to enjoy their lives, too.

Ohio doctor Hassan-James Abbas recently had his license suspended on the basis that he surreptitiously obtained abortion drugs and force-fed them to his pregnant girlfriend. Because in-person visits are no longer required for the distribution of mifepristone and misoprostol, Dr. Abbas purchased these pills from out of state through telemedicine, using his estranged wife's name and driver's license number. He crushed the pills into a powder, and then attacked the mother of his unborn child as she slept, pinning her to the bed by her neck and forcing the powder into her mouth.

Well, why not? He had tried doing it the easy way by telling her to have an abortion, but she refused. Abbas had determined that becoming a father would have interfered with his ability to enjoy his life, so he took care of himself first. The two people in this scenario who were not himself simply didn't matter.

This case has made headlines because of its violent nature, but since Joe Biden's FDA liberalized the distribution of mifepristone and misoprostol in January 2023, there have been at least four other men charged with crimes for deceptively slipping these abortion drugs into pregnant women's food or drink, or disguising them as other kinds of pills. The typical m.o. is that the man tries to persuade or coerce the woman into having an abortion, and when she refuses, he decides not to take no for an answer.

Although the easy availability of abortion pills has enabled this behavior, men have always found ways of forcing the miscarriages of their unwanted children, like contriving household accidents, or repeatedly punching or kicking the mother in the abdomen. Assaults and even murders of women by the fathers of their unborn children are not rare; it's just that they are rarely mentioned by feminists who say they're concerned about violence against women. Because abortion is more important to them than the well-being of women, they refuse to recognize that it is often the man who wants the abortion, and not the woman, contrary to their hollow rhetoric about "a woman's right to choose."

For an example of this, we needn't look any farther than the omnipresent Donald Trump. In a 2004 interview on The Howard Stern Show, the future president told Stern about his reaction to his second wife-to-be, Marla Maples, telling him she was pregnant. "I said, 'Well, what are we going to do about this?' She said, 'Are you serious? It's the most beautiful day of our lives.' I said, 'Oh, great.'" In fairness, he did preface this by saying, "I'm glad it happened. I have a great little daughter, Tiffany," but how must the ten-year-old girl have felt about her father broadcasting to a national radio audience that he hadn't wanted her?

During that same interview, Stern questioned Trump in graphic detail about how he was ensuring that Melania, who was soon to become his fiancee, would not get pregnant out of wedlock also. After Trump assured him that she would not, Stern asked, "Would you push her down the stairs if it happened?" Get it? Somebody ought to ask the first lady if she found that funny.

Considering the popularity of the show, and the many controversies Stern has generated on other occasions, the lack of outrage over this remark is telling. Trump himself was unfazed, continuing the conversation as if he hadn't even heard it. Among their listeners, a joking suggestion of domestic violence for the purpose of killing an unwanted baby must have been just a bit of lighthearted fun.

Mrs. Trump's argument amounts to a simple assertion that might makes right. She doesn't even bother denying the humanity of the baby in the womb, because she doesn't consider it to be relevant. Her advocacy of abortion is based simply on the woman having both the power and the desire to do it. That doesn't leave much of a logical case to be made against a man who exercises his might in a similar manner. Maybe that's why feminists are unconcerned that men are exploiting the almost completely unregulated distribution of dangerous abortion pills, and why they feign ignorance of the fact that abortion is as likely to be the choice of the man as the woman. Writing off some pregnant women as collateral damage is a small price to pay so that others may enjoy themselves.

 

 

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