Posted on January 12, 2026

 

 

Falling Down Over Denmark

This thuggery has got to stop

by

Daniel Clark

 

 

In the 1993 movie Falling Down, William Foster, the character played by Michael Douglas, became enraged that a Korean shop owner charged him 85 cents for a can of Coke. So he threatened the man and his store with a bat until the man agreed to sell him the Coke for 50 cents. Did he do anything wrong, or was he simply making a shrewd business decision?

President Trump says U.S. ownership of Greenland is "an absolute necessity." It is unclear why he believes this to be so, since that island is owned by our loyal friend and ally Denmark, which has been totally cooperative in letting us use it for purposes of national defense. "I would like to make a deal, you know, the easy way, but if we don't do it the easy way, we're going to do it the hard way," he said, in a reiteration of his statement that he won't take the military option off the table.

Not to worry, says Omnisecretary Marco Rubio, who assures us that his boss has no intention of attacking the Danes, but only means to purchase the territory from them. But isn't he contradicting the president? And hasn't the Danish government already stated unequivocally that Greenland is not for sale? Perhaps Stephen Miller can explain.

Miller is officially the Deputy White House Chief of Staff, although his true position in the administration is apparently a secret. Even though making foreign policy pronouncements does not fit his job description, there he stood admonishing the president's critics as if he were scolding a child for coloring outside the lines, which is something he probably does in his spare time. Making an argument that Vladimir Putin would find validating, he said America is the rightful owner of Greenland for the simple reason that we have the power to take it, and that "nobody is going to fight the United States militarily over the future of Greenland." In his view, Trump and Rubio are both right. Trump is keeping the military option open, but he won't have to opt for it because the Danes will acquiesce. The president will wave his big stick, and they will sell him the Coke for 50 cents.

That's not a commercial transaction; it's a mugging. Even worse, it's a blindside attack on a country that has been America's friend ever since the two signed a "Treaty of Friendship, Commerce and Navigation" exactly 200 years ago, and which has materially supported American-led military efforts in Bosnia and Herzegovina, Afghanistan and Iraq. Might doesn't make it right, and neither can anything else. Denmark doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, but the injury it would do to that country cannot compare with what it would do to our own.

Whatever the Trump administration thinks "America first" means at this point, it must not mean navigating the geopolitical waters like a shark, attacking some objects and not others on the sheer basis of instinct. Our founding fathers did not create a morally vacuous nation dedicated to nothing more than perpetuating itself. The republic they gave us does not have an amoral constitution, and it should not have an amoral foreign policy.

It should go without saying that no country is perfect, all of them being comprised of fallible human beings, but any fair accounting of all the pluses and minuses would have to conclude that the United States of America has been a blessing to the world. Name another nation that, had it gone a decade as the world's only atomic power, would have spent its energy and resources rebuilding allies and defeated foes alike, rather than going on an imperialistic romp the likes of which would make Queen Victoria cringe.

America has a long and consistent history of helping others defend themselves against aggressors and tyrants, such that the goodness of our nation has always been evident from the identities of its enemies. What does it say about us now, that the people of such a small, benign country are now having to live in fear of unprovoked hostilities from our president?

Our leaders are engaging in an act of outright thuggery against a friendly nation, just because they want what it has, and it lacks the wherewithal to resist. We must put a stop to this before it goes a single step farther. If we don't, we risk winding up asking ourselves, as a dazed William Foster did upon being arrested, "I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?"

 

 

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