Posted on March 20, 2026

 

 

Any Witch Way They Can

Indiana ruling is a godless fantasy

by

Daniel Clark

 

 

It has gotten so that activist judges hardly even pretend to believe their own opinions anymore. Indiana judge Christina Klineman, for example, issued a flippant ruling that deliberately undermines her state's anti-abortion law, by characterizing the killing of a tiny, innocent human being as an exercise of religious freedom.

Judge Klineman obviously does not care for her state's Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which was signed into law by Gov. Mike Pence in 2015, so she has smugly turned it against Christian conservatives by arguing that the state cannot forbid an abortion in any case in which a woman's religion requires it. Of course, that's an entirely fictitious scenario, as we can tell by the absence of any religious support for the plaintiffs' case, which was brought by the ACLU on behalf of two anonymous women, and a not-really-Jewish abortion advocacy group that unconvincingly calls itself Hoosier Jews for Choice.

One of the two anonymous plaintiffs "does not belong to a specific religious tradition but has personal religious and spiritual beliefs that guide her life, including her moral and ethical practices. She does not believe in a single, theistic god, but believes that there is within the universe a supernatural force or power that connects all humans and is larger than any individual person. She believes this could be described as a universal consciousness, and that because of this connectedness through a supernatural force, she believes all humans are directed to act in a manner that promotes and does not harm other humans or this community of humanity." Except for the other human she wants dead, of course. "One of her central spiritual beliefs is that people are endowed with bodily autonomy that should not be infringed upon." Except for the person being dismembered and killed, that is.

Klineman presents the words "religious" and "spiritual" here as if they were synonymous. We know that they're not, because the people who hold these beliefs tell us emphatically, "I'm not religiouth; I'm thpiritual!" There's a word for people who embrace the kind of spirituality described here. They call themselves witches. The word "religion" implies worship, which implies a supreme being. Claiming membership in a loosely affiliated, psychic sisterhood of candle hoarders is hardly the same thing.

The other plaintiff is a nominally Jewish woman who claims, absurdly, that her faith compels her to have an otherwise elective abortion for the sake of her mental health, because we all know how mentally medicinal abortion can be. Klineman notes that this woman "has already been required to engage in this exercise, having terminated a prior pregnancy in accordance with her religious belief that the abortion was required to protect her physical and mental health." Got that? The abortion was "required." No less an authority than Hoosier Jews for Choice says so. Or the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes. Or somebody.

On this basis, the judge complains that the state law allows abortion in certain exceptional cases, "but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs." While there is considerable disagreement within Judaism about whether abortion is permissible, there is no argument that it is ever compulsory, and Klineman surely knows this. Unless one of the plaintiffs belongs to a religion that involves ritual human sacrifice, there is no instance in which an abortion is done as an exercise of one's religion. Even if there were, however, the RFRA would not apply in that case.

That law does not allow the religious freedom of the individual to prevail above all else. Rather, it says, "a government entity may substantially burden a person's exercise of religion only if the governmental entity demonstrates that application of the burden to the person ... is in furtherance of a compelling governmental interest." This clause makes all the difference between what the law really means and what Klineman would prefer that it did. The obvious intention of Indiana's anti-abortion law is to protect innocent human lives. If that's not a compelling interest, then no such thing exists. The same cannot be said about forcing a Christian baker to make a wedding cake with two little grooms on top.

The purpose of the RFRA is to shield individuals from bureaucratic bullying, not to make each person a theocracy unto himself. By claiming a religious freedom to kill someone, Klineman might as well be advocating Sharia law. Her ruling is less like a serious legal argument than it is like a sarcastic social media post meant to troll the opposition. The substance of it is pure, undiluted snot.

The only true thing about Klineman's ruling is that it validates many things that conservatives have been saying about pro-abortion feminists for decades, such as that they belong to a death cult that treats abortion as a sacrament. They flatter themselves as "strong women," while pathetically deriving the illusion of empowerment from the slaughter of defenseless innocents. They are pathologically selfish, a condition that renders them impervious to facts and logic, and anything else that might otherwise refute their pre-established conclusions.

For this reason, they reject the concept of objective truth, but instead present differing points-of-view as if they were equally worthy of consideration. So, maybe you believe a new, genetically distinct human being is created at the instant of fertilization, but Group A believes that this new creature is an evolutionary ancestor of ours like a fish or a lizard, and will only finish evolving into a person as it passes through the birth canal. Group B believes it is a part of the woman's body and is making her ill, like an inflamed appendix. Who's to say what's right? A judge, that's who.

In a world without truth, there can be no law, but only raw assertions of judicial arrogance like we see here. The meaning of the language in the bills that have been passed by the legislature and signed by the governor is meaningless, now that a clever liberal judge has arrived. Faced with two different laws she doesn't like, she deliberately misinterprets one of them in an attempt to use it to destroy the other.

... which brings us to one other criticism of pro-abortion feminists that Klineman has illustrated to be true. As much as they liked to play the "law of the land" card during the Roe era, they've never really shown any more respect for the law than they have for the value of human life.

 

 

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