The College Football Czar

Week 8

Week seven in review: The two-time defending national champion Georgia Bulldogs have lost Brock Bowers for at least the next month, after the tight end underwent surgery for a high ankle sprain. A year ago, Bowers' 942 receiving yards were more than double the total for any other TE in the SEC. So far in 2023, he had already gained 567 yards, while scoring five touchdowns. Without him in the lineup, UGA must face rival Florida next week, followed by three teams (Missouri, Ole Miss, Tennessee) that are currently ranked.

In one of the most anticipated games of the season, the #8 Oregon Ducks decisively outplayed #7 Washington in the second half, but in the end were devoured by the dastardly brain-eating analytics monster, which seems to have taken permanent possession of second-year coach Dan Lanning. Analytics, of course, is what a coach ought to be practicing in his head all the time, though not with precise data. He is supposed to weigh all relevant factors in his mind and use his judgment to decide what is the right call. According to the modern buck-passing conception of analytics, however, the coach is obedient to the data that are produced by a group of unidentified Royal Smart People, who lack his understanding of the game.

The graphics that appear during a game tell us that, according to analytics, 71 percent of attempts on fourth down and fewer than four yards are successful. On this basis, coaches have been going for it on fourth down, to the apparent exclusion of all other factors. For starters, fewer than four yards is kind of a nonspecific range. Surely the percentages on fourth-and-three are not as great as those on fourth-and-one, but Lanning gambled and lost three times on fourth-and-three. Does he really imagine he stood a 71 percent chance on any one of them?

Furthermore, the College Football Czar has been of the opinion that analytics do not adequately factor in the negative consequences of failure. Under normal circumstances, a goal-line play provides you with two possible favorable outcomes; either you score a touchdown, or you stick the opposing team with possession near its own goal line. Of course, this does not apply if it is the final play of the half, so Lanning threw away an almost certain field goal in a gamble for a TD, and when he failed, he let the Huskies off the hook entirely.

Near the end of the game, when his team led by four points with two minutes remaining, the coach went for it at the UW 47-yard-line. Whatever the realistic conversion percentage on a fourth-and-three may be, the strong possibility of the call backfiring should have told him to punt. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that a fourth-and-three is successful 60 percent of the time, that means there' a 40 percent chance that you'll be giving your opponents a short field for their last-minute drive. Your defense has gotten three stops in a row, and you have a chance to pin the Huskies deep. Giving them the ball at their 20-yard-line is almost a worst-case scenario in this case. Do you instead create a 40 percent possibility of giving the ball away at midfield? You do if you're a lardhead, who relies on somebody else's smarts instead of his own.

They don't get much right about football in Canada, but one rule the American game could stand to borrow from the CFL is that they count turnovers on downs as turnovers. Statistically, it made no sense for the Ducks to lose, because they went plus-one in turnovers, in addition to outgaining their opponents by 126 yards. When you add Oregon's three turnovers on downs and Washington's one, the webfoots were actually a minus-one, which tells a more realistic story. For many decades, coaches have understood that turnovers is the most decisive statistic in football, but now that they're officially smart, they're treating the possibility of a turnover as if it were almost entirely inconsequential. We don't need analytics to tell us that's no way to play championship football.

Speaking of bad coaching, Colorado committed 17 penalties, including three illegal substitutions, while blowing a 29-0 halftime lead in a 46-43 triple-overtime loss to Stanford. In the days leading up to the game, coach Deion Sanders whined about the late Friday night kickoff time. "What are we supposed to do with the kids all day until 8 o'clock," he said, "So we're just supposed to wait in the hotel?" I dunno, Deion, you're the coach. Maybe you could ask around, and see how every other coach handles kickoff times that are not perfectly consistent week to week. In the meantime, you might consider that your moping about playing so late in the day gave your team the excuse it needed to wilt as the night wore on.

You'll notice that this installment of picks includes Saturday games only. The College Football Czar usually likes to include at least one Friday game, but the only one this week is between SMU and Temple. After seeing the Owls get obliterated by North Texas, he does not consider their next game against an AAC contender to be competitive enough to include here.

In Week 7, the Czar only roughly broke even in the big games, but he went 5-0 in games between group-of-five teams, for a record of 12-6. For the season, his record stands at 85-55, for a .607 winning percentage.

Oct. 21

Pitt at Wake Forest

These teams have fallen a long way from the 2021 ACC championship duel between Kenny Pickett and Sam Hartman. Wake is now wallowing in last place in the conference, whereas the visitors from the Iron City were the biggest disappointment in college football until a week ago.

The Demon Deacons haven't done much deking since the start of the 2022 season. They finished that year averaging 3.4 yard per carry, which is exactly the same as where they are right now. The difference is that now, they don't have current Notre Dame QB Hartman's 3,701 passing yards to carry them, but instead have unheralded Mitch Griffis struggling to hold onto the starting job over Michael Kern. Last Saturday, they both saw action, but neither of them reached paydirt, in a 30-13 loss to Virginia Tech.

The repackaged Panthers pounced on three takeaways to topple previously unbeaten Louisville, 38-21, in spite of generating little offense of their own. New starting QB Christian Veilleux completed just 12 of 26 for 200 yards, while running back Rodney Hammond continues to get curiously few carries, gaining 50 yards on 11 attempts.

Veilleux is a transfer from Penn State, and that educational history shows in the fact that he doesn't know how to spell and/or pronounce his own name. He insists that Veilleux is pronounced "VAY-er," which calls to mind that Monty Python character whose name is spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove. At some point, the letters that are actually in the word should bear some relation to the pronunciation.

Is Veilleux a good pleilleux? We'll soon see.

Pitt 19, Wake Forest 15

Penn State at Ohio State

Buckeye RB TreVeyon Henderson was considered a game-time decision last week in West Lafayette. He did not participate in that 41-7 pounding of Purdue, but the fact that his status was up in the air suggests that he will probably be ready to return for this next game, seven days later. If that is the case, he gives the lumpy nuts a surprising upperhand over PSU, whose star running backs Kaytron Allen and Nicholas Singleton are only the third most productive tandem in the Big Ten.

OSU tends not to play very well against the Nittany Lions, but they usually prevail. Last year's unsteady 44-31 win was their tenth in the last eleven meetings. That game's best offensive player, wide receiver Marvin Harrisonjr, has not been badly injured as it appeared in Week 4 at Notre Dame. Following an idle week, he has rolled up 163 receiving yards against Maryland, and then another 105 against Purdue.

As usual, the Big Ten is dominating defensively, holding the top three spots in the nation in points allowed. The Lions are second behind only Michigan, yielding an average of only 8.0 points per game, while the Buckeyes are third at 9.7. It's true that PSU hasn't played much of a schedule so far, but in their only game against a ranked opponent, they demolished West division leader Iowa, 31-0.

In keeping with the current dingbattery, Columbus has just changed its name to Indigenous Peoples, OH. Well, not really, but why would we doubt such a thing? Had the city done so, it would only feel compelled to change it again, the first time somebody accused it of immigrant bashing.

Ohio State 28, Penn State 23

Oklahoma State at West Virginia

The Mountaineers would now be tied with Oklahoma for first place in the Big XII if not for the Hail Mary they gave up in a deflating 41-39 Thursday night loss at Houston, and the penalty on QB Garrett Greene that set it up. The quarterback had just thrown a go-ahead 50-yard touchdown pass with only 12 seconds left, when he took his helmet off and ran down the field in celebration. The Czar doesn't even want to hear from anybody who says this should not have been called. By now, everyone knows this is automatic. One of the few reliable things about the enforcement of rules against unsportsmanlike conduct is that you cannot remove your helmet while you're still on the playing field. Greene himself acknowledges this, and accepts the blame for having drawn the flag.

In OSU's 39-32 victory over Kansas, running back Ollie Gordon just kept going and going, much like his bottomless pasta bowl special. The versatile sophomore caught six passes for 116 yards and a touchdown, in addition to his 168 yards and another score on the ground.

Last year, WVU ended the Cowboys' seven-game winning streak in this series in a 24-19 regular season finale. They were led by tailback Jaylen Anderson, then a freshman, with 155 yards and two touchdowns on 15 carries. He has not gained more than 69 yards in any other game. In spite of lofty expectations leading into 2023, he has scraped up only 129 rushing yards all season, with an average of 3.1 per carry. As superstitious as athletes often are, perhaps it has something to do with the fact that he has changed to uniform number zero.

This being a Big XII game has gotten the College Football Czar to wondering, what is the Roman numeral for zero? It's a trick question. They didn't need one, because there was no Super Bowl played that year.

Oklahoma State 34, West Virginia 24

Duke at Florida State

The Blue Devils have allowed the fewest points of any team outside the Big Ten, which places them fourth, nationally. In Week 7, they squelched Nc State 24-3, to lower their per game average to 9.8 points. They needed to maintain this dominant defensive play, however, with freshman quarterback Henry Beliniv completing only IV of XII for CVII yards. Starter Riley Leonard is expected to return this week, from the injury that hobbled him late in a damaging loss to Notre Dame.

If you're trying to project the four CFP teams from this far out, it's hard not to include the Seminoles. Halfway through the season, they have their two toughest remaining games at home in Tallahassee, where they chopped up the Syracuse Orange a week ago, 41-3. Quarterback Jordan Travis is becoming a trendy Heisman favorite among the anti-stat crowd, and there's something to be said for the fact that he's leading a team that is not designed to produce eye-popping passing numbers in the same way as, say, Washington or Oklahoma.

All right, "Washington or Oklahoma."

Florida State 20, Duke 17

Tennessee at Alabama

The Crimson Tide stayed on top of the SEC West by winning its second consecutive game by less than one converted touchdown, but this time the opponent was last-place Arkansas, in a surprising 24-21 struggle on this same home field in Tuscaloosa. In fact, their only defeat so far this season was at home also, in Week 2 against Texas.

Bama had beaten its rivals from Knoxville 15 times in row, until last season, when it lost 52-49 on a last-second field goal. If this matchup turns into that kind of a shootout again, quarterback Jalen Milroe probably can't provide enough firepower to keep pace.

The 5-1 Volunteers picked up their first quality win of the season, 20-13 at Texas A&M. The Aggies must have let the smooth taste fool them, because UT cornerback Dee Williams strutted right past them for a TD on a punt return, to give the Vols the lead for good.

Okay, so that was the slogan for King Cobra, and not Colt 45, but there's no difference between them that anyone can detect. Somebody tried conducting a blind taste test once, but when it was over and he took his mask off, he still couldn't see.

Tennessee 30, Alabama 26

Washington State at Oregon

After almost singlehandedly blowing last week's game, a 36-33 loss to Washington, UO head coach Dan Lanning said, "it's 100 percent on me." Okay, but what does that mean exactly? He made very similar lardheaded play calls to lose last year to both arch rivals UW and Oregon State, so were those on him as well? If so, what was the consequence, if those experiences only made him more determined to triple down on them a year later? He's not really taking responsibility in any meaningful way, if the outcome is that he is going to continue taking bigger and sillier chances.

WSU was in control of last year's game, 27-15 at the end of three. Their inability to work the clock gave the Fighting Ducks time to dominate the fourth quarter 29-14, to escape Pullman with a hard-fought 44-41 victory.

Cougar coach Jake Dickert had better stop feuding with the GameDay crew and turn his attention toward his on-field opponents. Then, maybe he wouldn't get blindsided like he did in a 44-6 slobberknocking from Arizona. Wazzu was outgained by better than a 2-to-1 ratio, while giving up the game's only three turnovers.

You'd think the coach would nickname himself, so that people wouldn't make fun of his real name.. Seriously, "Dan Lanning?" It almost kind of rhymes a little bit. How embarrassing.

Oregon 35, Washington State 23

South Carolina at Missouri

As further proof of the fact that Mizzou is still not perceived as an SEC team, it can't even manage to be overrated. With their only loss in a 49-39 slugfest with LSU, the Tigers beat Kentucky 38-21 to improve to 6-1, and still only climbed up to #20 in the latest poll.

Upon further review, Lanning's canned "it's on me" coachspeak is far preferable to what Gamecock coach Shane Beamer had to say after his team's 41-39 loss to Florida. Beamer blamed his players for the team's defensive deficiencies, while maintaining that the coaching staff had done its job brilliantly. "We call pressures and we don't run them," he complained. "We play man coverage and didn't do a great job of keeping leverage. Just in the first half alone we ran a pressure where the corner came and for some reason he stopped ... We had another pressure on third down, backed up where we're going to be off the field in the first half, and we didn't execute it properly ... And then at the end of the day, we had some perfect calls ... We had a perfect call sometimes. Their guy made the play and we didn't."

Once he realized how poorly received this oration had been, Beamer issued a lengthy clarification, in which he repeatedly said, "that's on us, as coaches." What, it's on them that they made perfect calls but the players didn't make the plays? Just to be the consummate lardhead, the coach came to this presser with a broken foot, from kicking stuff in anger. Anything to change the subject, apparently.

This is the third time in a year that the College Football Czar can recall a coach so blatantly passing the buck to his players. The first was Dana Holgorsen of Houston, who last season forcefully rejected the idea that he was in any way responsible for his team's mental mistakes. The second, unsurprisingly, was Deion Sanders, who attributed last Friday's disaster to his players lacking an adequate love for the game, which he, of course, has. Now, we have Beamer, making remarks that would have been unimaginable coming from his father at Virginia Tech. Of all the trends that can be seen in college football, and sports in general, not many of them are good, are they?

Each of these schools is located in a place called Columbia. Lucky for them that isn't spelled with a second "o", or else the star player of the losing team might get himself ever so slightly assassinated.

Missouri 44, South Carolina 27

TCU at Kansas State

In last year's Big XII championship game, a 31-28 K-State upset failed to derail Texas Christian on its way to the CFP. Again, the Horned Frogs (4-3, 2-2) have little at stake, though under far less favorable circumstances.

Wildcat coach Chris Kleiman has announced halfway through the season that all of a sudden, he has a quarterback controversy. Last week, his team defeated Texas Tech 38-21 with both established starter Will Howard and freshman challenger Avery Johnson seeing significant action. Both QBs passed efficiently in that game, but Johnson added 118 rushing yards on 15 attempts, whereas Howard, who was hobbled a few weeks ago, carried the ball three times and gained nothing.

The new starting QB for the lizard kings is named Josh Hoover. His middle name might as well be Edgar, considering how he immediately took charge in last week's 44-11 blowout of Brigham Young. The freshman flinger compiled completed 37 of 58 for 439 yards, with four TDs and two interceptions. Now that they're content that he has established himself, perhaps the Frogs will make him share the ball with leading rusher Emani Bailey a little more. Bailey, who already has 751 yards this year, gained only 61 against BYU, while getting a season-low 13 carries.

There is no evidence to support the rumor that J. Edgar Hoover used to wear women's clothes. But then, you already knew that, from the simple fact that he has not yet been assigned his own History Month.

TCU 33, Kansas State 30

Clemson at Miami

With two losses in conference play already, each of these teams is practically eliminated from CFP contention. This week's game will scratch one of them from the ACC race as well. At least the Tigers have two wins to their credit in league play, whereas The U has a conference mark of 0-2.

The Hurricanes were unable to bounce back from the Georgia Tech debacle against conference contender North Carolina, to whom they lost 41-31, while going minus-4 in turnovers. If they don't turn things around this week at Hard Rock Stadium, they and head coach Mario Cristobal will find themselves between a hard rock and a place, which is no stupider than the way that saying really goes. The hometown coach was hired away after a far-too-brief stint at Oregon, much like Willie Taggart was at Florida State five years earlier. Taggart was tossed after 21 games in Talahassee, with a record of 9-12. Cristobal is faring somewhat better in Coral Gables at 9-9, but every other Cane head coach has had a winning record since 1979, when the school hired the legendary Howard Schnellenberger.

Son of Clem quarterback Cade Klubnik was not named after a Russian satellite, but he performed like one in a weak, Week 6 win over Wake Forest, when he passed for only 131 yards while completing 18 of 28, in a 17-12 snooze. If the sophomore scrambler has not crashed into the moon, that's only because he has not expended enough fuel to have gotten there yet. In six games, his arm has only propelled his team for 1,370 yards, for an average of exactly 10.0 per completion, and only 6.5 per attempt. (By comparison, Cane QB Tyler Van Dyke's percentages are 13.3 and 9.4, respectively.) Klubnik's greatest asset this season has been to avoid turnovers while handing the ball off to Will Shipley.

You might ask how somebody could possibly crash a satellite into the moon. Not to stereotype or anything, but the answer rhymes with schmoo schmuch schmodka.

Miami 21, Clemson 18

Utah at USC

In last week's 48-20 disaster at Notre Dame, the Trojans torpedoed their own national championship hopes, as well as Caleb Williams' chances for a second Heisman Trophy. The Czar is afraid to even ask which of those things they care about more, but they're surely devastated in either case.

The injury-riddled 5-1 Utes have had to convert safety Sione Vaki to offense, where he vent very, very vacky last veek against California, rushing for 158 yards and two TDS, in a 34-14 rout. For the game, UU outrushed the Golden Bears 317-66, even without the availability of their leading ground-gainers. Not only were they down a couple RBs, but starting quarterback Cam Rising has still not made an appearance in 2023.

With top tight end Brant Kuithe already out for the season, Thomas Yassmin has now been injured as well, leaving the Utes the thinnest at what is traditionally their most productive position. No other TE on their roster has made more than two catches this season.

If you've never heard an injury riddle, you aren't missing anything, because they're not funny. For starters, if the question is "where does it hurt," the other person always knows the answer.

USC 28, Utah 17

Air Force at Navy

The Lightning Eleven looked like a cinch to repeat as winners of the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy, until they learned that they will have to lean on a less Larry quarterback for the foreseeable future. That's because Zac Larrier sustained a knee injury in a 34-27 win over Wyoming. The senior scrambler had proven a capable passer, perhaps even comparable to his predecessor, Hazziq Daniels.

Just because a football game is low-scoring, that doesn't make it a bad game, but when 14-0 is no longer an uncommon final score, it's time to repeal the new clock rules. The Midshipmen defeated Charlotte by that score, thanks largely to taking the only three turnovers of the game, while the two run-heavy offenses ground the minutes away.

It's a good thing the Falcons came to the White House to collect their trophy, because the last time the Commander-in-Chief traveled to the Air Force Academy, he did not enjoy his trip.

Air Force 13, Navy 9

Georgia State at La.-Lafayette

Nobody in the Sun Belt Conference is still undefeated in conference play, except for bowl-ineligible "transitional" member James Madison. That means the winner between the Panthers (5-1, 2-1) and the Ragin Cajuns (4-2, 1-1) will be well in the running for a league championship.

There may be No Pepper Games allowed at the former Major League stadium that serves as the home field for GSU, but Cajun Field in Lafayette suffers from no such culinary restrictions. ULL (4-2, 1-1) has not lost at home in four consecutive games, dating back more than a year. With remaining home games against Southern Miss and Louisiana-Monroe, it could keep its streak going for quite a while, with a win this week against the Panthers.

The Czar used to laugh at the idea of Yul Brynner playing a Cajun in The Magnificent Seven, but upon further review, James Carville does look a little like Brynner's "before" picture. And he's a Bolshevik, to boot.

La.-Lafayette 35, Georgia State 30

UCLA at Stanford

In the face of the now-typical Colorado cockery, the Cardinal responded with a mild-mannered man from Medicine Hat named Elic Ayomanor. The streaking sophomore scored on receptions of 97 and 60 yards, while gaining 294 yards on 13 catches, creating a career highlight reel in a single game. All the while, he just continued to play, without any of those selfish demonstrations that are now taken to be almost mandatory. There was no Superman shirt rip, no Karate Kid pose, no chest-thumping, no marching up and down the sideline while carrying the third-down conversion scepter and orb. During his postgame interview, he came across as humble, polite and smart. Remarkably, everybody who was watching realized what a great game he had played, without his repeatedly having told us so. He even seemed to thoroughly enjoy himself, without even committing any of those unsportsmanlike acts that announcers keep insisting are "fun."

The Bruins imported an offensive intimidation factor this season, in former Ball State running back Carson Steele. Just imagine being attacked by a 225-pounder who looks like Cissy Spacek, and that's what would-be tacklers are facing. No wonder he is being given more carries as the season goes along.

Now there's a scary sequel: Honey, I Expanded Cissy Spacek. Of all the unoriginal ideas in Hollywood these days, when are they going to get around to that one?

UCLA 29, Stanford 20

Boston College at Georgia Tech

After their unlikely last-second victory at Miami, the last thing in the world the Yellowjackets needed was an idle week. At 3-3, Tech must try to recapture its momentum for the second half of the season, which includes games against North Carolina and Georgia. At least as likely, they will revert to their form of Week 5, when they were beaten by Bowling Green.

The Eagles' lopsided Week 4 loss at Louisville has been their only game to be decided by more than three points. At 3-3, their wins over week opponents Army, Virginia and Division I-AA Holy Cross have been by only a field goal each.

Thanks to the mobility of starting quarterback and leading rusher Thomas Castellanos, BC has dramatically improved a ground game that had been an embarrassment in 2022. Led by exactly 500 rushing yards form its QB, the Eagle offense has improved its per-carry average from 2.1 to 4.6, and risen from last in the league to second in rushing yards per game.

Coach Prime has got a yellow jacket. Bet you didn't know that.

Boston College 16, Georgia Tech 14

Ole Miss at Auburn

First-year AU coach Hugh Freeze takes on his former team for the first time since rehabilitating his career with a successful stint at Liberty. He had gone 37-25 at Mississippi from 2012-16, but 27 of those victories were vacated by NCAA sanctions. That's kind of like coming back decades after the fact and saying that Joe Biden didn't beat Donald Trump, or that Trump didn't beat Hillary Clinton. Such a conclusion at such a time has no real-world application. So, Freeze's team defeated Georgia Tech in the 2013 Music City Bowl, but that win has been officially vacated. What good does that do the Yellowjackets now?

The Rebels, now under fourth-year coach Lane Kiffin, are currently in third place in the SEC West. Because they lost head-to-head to Alabama, they now trail the Tide by the equivalent of two games. They have defeated LSU, however, so if they can get past this Tiger team, they'll be rooting for the Bayou Bengals to beat Bama next week to give all three teams a one in the loss column.

Auburn QB Payton Thorne has gotten snagged since conference play began, which is not so surprising since his team has had to play Texas A&M, Georgia and LSU. Nevertheless, he has completed only 51.8 percent of his passes in SEC play, without throwing a single touchdown.

The Tigers are ag home for this game, but the next time these teams meet, Coach Freeze will have to find his way back to Oxford. Perhaps he can find a nice escort to show him the way.

Ole Miss 40, Auburn 24

Appalachian State at Old Dominion

App State once burst onto the scene as the plucky underdog from a cornball Disney movie, but if they go to sleep on the Lion Kings, they're going to get a-weema-whacked. The Mountaineers, whose first-ever non-winning season in Division I-A was last year, at 6-6, would fall behind that pace to 3-4 if they can't defeat ODU.

The Monarchs are 3-3 overall, but they only won 10-9 back in Week 4 over Division I-AA Texas A&M Commerce, whose backfield probably consisted of Dash Riprock and Miss Jane Hathaway. In their most recent game, they downed Southern Miss by a score of 17-13, which would have sounded fairly impressive in seasons past, but this year's USM team is 1-6 without a win in Division I-A, and just got steamrolled by South Alabama 55-3. What makes Ricky Rahne's team so tough to read is that, while they've been unimpressive against bad teams, all three losses were in competitive games with quality opponents.

The same can be said of this ASU team, which has only lost to North Carolina by six, and Wyoming and Coastal Carolina by three points each. They trailed I-AA Gardner-Webb well into the second half, however, and just barely held onto a 41-40 win over Louisiana-Monroe.

Dave Barry has explained that the backing vocals in the Tokens' song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" really don't say "a-weema-whack," but what does he know? He thinks Steve Miller is cool!

Appalachian State 32, Old Dominion 27

Hawaii at New Mexico

Considering the way the Lobos are playing, the attendance for this game will probably consist of me and you and a dog named Boo, except that me and you will be no-shows. UNM has lost 14 consecutive Mountain West Conference games, including last week's 52-24 trouncing by a sad San Jose State team. Meanwhile, the Rainbow Warriors are winless on their past nine trips to the mainland.

If you didn't know that former UH quarterback Timmy Chang was coaching the team, you might be able to guess, once you saw that unheralded QB Brayden Schager is sixth in the nation in passing yards with 2,088, more than Caleb Williams, Taulia Tagovailoa, Drake Maye or Dillon Gabriel. In last week's 41-34 setback against San Diego State, Schager threw for a career-high 427 yards

So why is Boo still attending the game? Because this way, there will be nobody to compete with him for the tee-shirt toss.

Hawaii 54. New Mexico 38

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