The Original
College Football Czar
Week 3
Week two in review: Only two games in, and already Alabama has
been defeated, and probably not for the last time this season. The Crimson Tide were toppled by former
assistant coach Steve Sarkisian and his Texas Longhorns. If you look at Bama's schedule, they could
easily take a second loss and remain in the CFP picture, however.
Georgia and Michigan remain numbers
one and two in the rankings, and we can expect them to remain there as long as
they are unbeaten. The College Football
Czar thinks the pollsters ought to erase their preseason rankings from their
minds at this point, and actually be guided by on-field performances, in which
case his #1 team would now be Florida State.
The Seminoles followed their emphatic 45-24 Labor Day victory over LSU
by turning a potential trap game into a 66-13 romp over Southern Miss.
Enough already, Deion and Son. No, you are not being "disrespected" by
everybody with whom you cross paths, but keep it up, and you soon will be. The Czar has always had little tolerance for
the "no respect" method of self-motivation, but the
new-look Colorado Buffaloes are taking it to a new low. Following their 36-14 victory over Nebraska,
quarterback and coach's son Shedeur Sanders complained that Cornhusker coach
Matt Rhule "said a lot of things about my pops, about the program, but now that
he want [sic] to act nice, I don't respect that because you're hating on [sic]
another man. You shouldn't do that. It was just, all respect was gone for them
and their program. I like playing
against their DC, I like playing against them, but the respect level, it ain't
there cause you disrespected us first."
He did not bother to list the "lot
of things" that Rhule had said about Coach Sanders. The only indirectly negative remark from the
coach of the N-men was that he said after being hired, "I had my first team
meeting last night. I'm one of those
guys, I don't let the cameras in. I want
it to always be about the players."
That's right, Shedeur. Nobody
says that and gets away with it! Rest
assured that the Buffs have already got a prepared list of exaggerated or
imagined offenses by each of their ten remaining opponents. Another thing we can expect to continue is
that Prime the Younger will use this "disrespect" to justify his own
unsportsmanlike conduct. He was flagged
for one 15-yarder last Saturday, and he could have easily had at least two
others, and his dad apparently found it terribly amusing.
Coach Sanders will almost assuredly
improve his record at CU to 3-0 this week, in a game against intrastate foe
Colorado State that has little enough expectation of competitiveness that the
Czar will not pad his record by offering a prediction. How well this early success will hold up once
the Pac 12 season starts, we'll see. One
thing's for sure, you don't earn respect just by winning games on the football
field, and if these guys want to yelp about being disrespected, they'll have no
shortage of opportunities in the near future.
After a disappointing opening to the
season, the College Football Czar bounced back in Week 2 with a record of
13-6. For the season, he now stands at
29-18, for a .617 winning percentage.
Sept.
15
Army at UTSA
The Black
Knights have abandoned the wishbone this year, because they found it too
difficult to comply with the tightened rules against cut-blocking. As a result, they're making a greater
commitment to their passing game, which understandably worked out better in
last week's 59-0 drubbing of Division I-AA Delaware State than it did in their
opening 17-13 loss to Terry Bowden's Louisiana-Monroe team.
At 1-1,
the Roadrunners have had little to meep about, with an offense that has been
moving so slowly that it could easily be mashed by One (1) Acme 16-Ton Weight
suspended over a mound of bird seed. In
games against Houston and Texas State, eleventeenth-year senior Frank Harris
has only passed for 209 and 214 yards, respectively. Last season, he surpassed those amounts in
every game with the exception of a blowout victory over Rice, in which he was
yanked in the middle of the third quarter.
The army
finally arrives at the Alamo, 187 years too late. Oh, well.
If the odds had been on the good guys' side, it would not have made such
a great movie, and a handful of really weenie ones. The Czar must admit that in the otherwise
dreadful 2004 version, Billy Bob Thornton gave quite a convincing performance
as Johnny Letter, or whoever he was supposed to be.
UTSA 24, Army 14
Utah State at Air Force
The Lightning Eleven went 10-3 last
season, with those three losses by an average of only five points each. The most lopsided of those was a
disappointing defensive breakdown against USU, resulting in a 34-27 setback
that ended their hopes of winning the Mountain West..
In the Aggies' opener in Iowa City,
they gave up two early touchdowns, but hung with the Hawkeyes the rest of the
way through a 24-14 loss. A week later,
they tatered Division I-AA Idaho State 78-28.
It's never easy to draw any conclusions from beating up on a
lower-division foe, but that is the same ISU team that only lost to San Diego
State by eight points a week earlier.
Unlike the critically acclaimed
Johnny Letter movie, last week's Falcon game had no happy ending for Sam
Houston, as the AFA defense flattened the Bearkats 13-3. It's debatable how concerned the flyboys
should be about their low point total against the Division I-A newcomers,
because that same SH team had only lost to Brigham Young 14-0 in its opener.
Why are there three major college
football teams named after Aggie? That
woman must have been a real brute.
Utah State 20, Air Force 16
Sept. 16
Pitt at West Virginia
Early indications are that the
Panthers will remain 0-for-the portal where QB transfers are concerned, after
Phil Jurkovec's 10-for-32 debut in a 27-21 loss to Cincinnati. Big things had been expected of the former Notre
Dame backup and Boston College starter because Pitt offensive coordinator Frank
Cignetti had worked with him at BC in 2020-21.
Based on Cignetti's performance with this Panther offense last season,
it is not at all clear that his endorsement should carry that much weight.
To make matters worse, Jurkovec
criticized the fans for booing him after the game. "If you're a grown-ass man booing in that
stadium, I think you have to go and look at yourself," he said. "I think that's pathetic." More pathetic than a 31.3 completion
percentage? He and his team are only two
weeks and one legitimate game into the season, but it already looks like this
is not going to end well.
If Panther running back Rodney
Hammond isn't playing through an injury, there's no excuse for how little he's
being used. Taking him out of the game
after five carries against Division I-AA Wofford made perfect sense, but why
did he only get six carries against UC, when his team was in desperate need of
a little leadership?
The Mountaineers hosted another
opponent from the Iron City a week ago, when they beat up on I-AA Duquesne,
56-17. The only noteworthy thing about
that game was that freshman wide receiver Hudson Clement played well enough
that head coach Neal Brown awarded him a scholarship. A scholarship to WVU? Great!
Now he can earn himself a degree in tattooing, or carcass
identification, or whatever else they teach down there.
West Virginia 25, Pitt 22
Penn State at Illinois
When these teams last met in 2021,
it was the Fighting Illini who walked out of Beaver Stadium with an unlikely 20-18
victory, after playing nine extra frames in the newly stupid overtime format,
which requires the game to be decided by alternating two-point conversion
attempts after the second OT period. The
outcome of this rematch is likely to be decided while they're still playing the
game of football, which is not good news for the U of I.
The Illini got coldcocked by the
KU-KU pigeon sisters last Friday night, falling behind Kansas 34-7 late in the
third quarter. They managed to rally
their way to a more respectable final score of 34-23, but the 262 rushing yards
they allowed do not suggest that they will show much resistance this week
against Lion sophomores Nicholas Singleton and Kaytron Allen.
Nittany Lion wide receiver KeAndre
Lambert-Smith hobbled off the field twice during a pointless 63-7 romp over the
Delaware Fighting Blue Hens, with an apparent left ankle injury. PSU may rely mostly on its loaded backfield,
but they do not want to lose the biggest weapon in their receiving corps with a
rugged Iowa defense coming to town in Week 4.
Illinois wide receiver Isaiah
Williams played quarterback in high school, but he is no relation to former
Illini QB Juice Williams, whose first name is also Isaiah. The younger Isaiah Williams doesn't have a
cool nickname, because that goes with the four additional inches and the
subsequent starting QB job.
Penn State 40, Illinois 14
Kansas State at Missouri
To get an idea what a misfit Mizzou
is in the SEC, just look at how quickly Alabama dismissed the MT-heads in Week
1, and how the Tigers barely held on by their fingernails against that same
Blue Raider team. In that 23-19 scare,
wide receiver Luther Burdeniii carried the load, gaining 117 yards on eight
receptions. The ground game couldn't
keep up, however, accounting for only 2.4 yards per carry. They are not just a
nitwit. Why don't they fit in? Perhaps
because it's the Southeast Conference and they're in the Midwest. Just an hunch.
The Wildcats won a battle of 2022
conference champions, although it wasn't as evenly matched as that makes it
sound. Senior wide receiver Phillip
Brooks pulled down seven passes for 94 yards and a touchdown, in a 42-13
thumping of Sun Belt winner Troy.
Calling defective toys misfits is
kind of like referring to Division I-AA as FCS.
It's no worse, you see, just different.
Of course, what makes it different is that it's worse. Just ask the poor kid who got the boat that
can't stay afloat for Christmas.
Kansas State 35, Missouri 24
Tennessee at Florida
You'd think it would be an easy
transition from the bayou to The Swamp, since they're really the same thing by
different names, but former Ragin Cajun coach Billy Napier has yet to make many
on-field gains in Gainesville. In this
year's opener, his Gators got bogged down in a 24-11 loss to Utah, their fourth
consecutive defeat against Division I-A competition, going back to last
November.
In his third season with the
Volunteers, quarterback Joe Miltoniii has thrown a total of 207 passes, without
yet being intercepted. Part of the
reason, is that he does not take many chances, to which this year's meager
total of 429 yards on 42 completions will attest. When he was at Michigan, he got picked off one
time more than he scored, but he is no longer showing any indication of the
thumb injury that nagged him earlier in his career.
When Gator QB Graham Mertz was at
Wisconsin, the College Football Czar nicknamed him Ethel Mertz, except that it
now occurs to the Czar that he was usually misspelling it as Ethyl, which is a
type of alcohol. It's not the kind that
you drink, though. If it were, then at
least that would explain why Fred married her.
Tennessee 23, Florida 7
TCU at Houston
An easy 41-6 win against Division
I-AA Nicholls Don't Call Us A State can't disguise the Horned Frogs' horrid
defensive performance in a 45-42 opening loss to Colorado. We should get a better idea how much of
Shedeur Sanders' 510-yard performance was the doing of this D when it goes up
against UH wide receiver Samuel Brown, who has topped the 100-yard mark in each
of two games against legitimate competition.
The Cougars rallied from a 28-0
deficit to force overtime against crosstown rival Rice, only to miss their
conversion attempt in the second OT and lose, 45-43. Not exactly the result they were looking for
to lead into their Big XII debut. It was
a promising performance, however, for new starting QB Donovan Smith, who passed
for 260 yards, rushed for 59 more, and scored (not "was responsible for") five
touchdowns. If we're seriously going to
start counting touchdowns "responsible for," could you get one for throwing a
really good block? Maybe if we credited
everybody who was responsible, there wouldn't be one boob jerking around in the
end zone and taking all the credit.
It's a little-known fact that the
Big XII was named after a Chinese gangster.
So joining that conference is pretty much like buying an NBA franchise.
Houston 31, TCU 30
Fresno State at Arizona State
The Bulldogs have had a lot of
success against the Pac 12, including their only meeting with ASU, a 31-20 win
in the 2018 Las Vegas Bowl. Over the
past five seasons, they are 3-3 against Pac 12 teams, with all three losses by
eight points or fewer.
Mikey likes it at FSU, and for good
reason. Former Central Florida QB Mikey
Keene proved he is not only pawn in game of Life when he checkmated Purdue on
the road in Week 1. Keene completed 31
of 44 for 366 yards that day, with four touchdown passes, to win a 39-34
slugfest.
The Sun Devils lost last week to
Oklahoma State 27-15, but they appear to have settled on a starting running
back in Cameron Skattebo, whose surname is either an X-Games event or a Cab
Calloway lyric. Skattebo hails from Rio
Linda, California, a town that became famous as the butt of jokes on the Rush
Limbaugh Show. For those who are
unfamiliar, Rush lived near Rio Linda for a time, and once took a legendarily
stupid call from one of its residents.
From that point on, he would always overexplain things for them, as in,
"a dozen -- that's twelve, for those of you in Rio Linda." For somebody from that town to earn a
scholarship, he must be a pretty good ballplayer.
Fresno State 41, Arizona State 24
LSU at Mississippi State
The Mike Leach era at MSU kicked off
with a wild 44-34 victory at Louisiana State in 2020, which you probably didn't
expect, unless you happened to be, oh, some sort of czar or other. How will the Bulldogs fare now that they're
drifting away from the Air Raid offense under new coach Zach Arnett?
Since then, the Tigers have won both
games, to take a commanding 73-37-3 lead in the overall series. In 2022, they spotted the mud puppies a 13-0
lead, but scored three fourth-quarter touchdowns to seal a deceptively
comfortable-looking 31-16 final.
The Dogs have jettisoned the
familiar M logo from their helmets this year, in favor of the word "State" in
script. The College Football Czar can
think of only three reasons for them to have done this: (a) "Mississippi" is too hard for them to
spell or pronounce, which created an awkward situation whenever somebody asked
what the M stood for; (b) they found that the cowbells by themselves were not
sufficiently annoying; or (c) they, like their rivals from Ole Miss who also
don't use the name Mississippi, are simply ashamed of it.
LSU 39, Mississippi State 22
Minnesota at North Carolina
It's a good thing Golden Gopher WR
Daniel Jackson didn't go any pherther toward the sideline in the fourth quarter
against Nebraska in Week 1, or his game-winning, toe-dragging touchdown would
never have happened. In Week 2, it was
freshman tailback Darius Taylor who demolished presumptive MAC contender
Eastern Michigan for 193 yards, in a 25-6 runaway.
The NCAA badly needed to curb the
trend of repeated transfers, but in the College Football Czar's opinion, it
should have made its rule change effective at the end of this season, instead
of springing it in the middle of January so that it impeded some offseason
transfers and not others. Former Kent
State wide receiver Tez Walker has been denied the ability to transfer to North
Carolina, because he had already transferred from Division I-AA Nc Central to
KSU. One catch: he never played for
NCCU, because that school canceled its 2020 season due to Covid.
If that had been the rule everybody
had to play by since the end of last season, so be it, but how can it be
rationally justified, when quarterback J.T. Daniels transferred to Rice before
the new rule was passed, and is now playing at his fourth school in as many
years? Walker had no way to know that a
roadblock would suddenly be thrown in his path, or else he surely would have
stayed with the Golden Flashes. By this
point, the players are used to being able to play for six years, and to go wherever
they want from one season to the next.
Of course that's an untenable situation, but before it changes, they
deserve a fair warning.
The Tar Heels trailed Appalachian
State on five different occasions before finally getting a stop in the second
overtime to prevail, 40-34. Even with
the aid of two extra series in OT, Drake Maye only passed for 208 yards. It was the sixth consecutive time he compiled
fewer than 270 passing yards, after having surpassed that total in each of his
first ten games of 2022.
Gosh, the radiant rodents defeated
Nebraska? That must make P.J. Fleck the
greatest coach of all-time, right?
North Carolina 33, Minnesota 18
Louisville at Indiana
This game will be sure to get more
than its share of attention on GameDay, because each of these teams was
coached for a time by Lee Corso. Ironically,
he spent his longest stint as a head coach at IU, which has no mascot, and thus
no mascot head. The College Football
Czar suspects there's a term paper in there somewhere.
Jack Plummer didn't show any crack
in his season opener, as the QB held his Cardinals together for a 39-34
comeback win over Georgia Tech in Atlanta.
The former Purdue and Cal passer led his team back from a 28-13 halftime
deficit, giving them the lead for good on a 20-yard TD pass to Jamari Thrash,
midway through the fourth quarter.
The Hoosiers were held to 153 total
yards in a 23-3 opening loss to Ohio State, but the fact that they never let
the game get out of hand gives them reason for optimism in games against
opponents who are a little closer to their talent level, like this one. Unlike the visitors from The Ville, IU
remains unsettled at quarterback between freshman Brendan Sorsby and Tennessee
transfer Tayven Jackson. The latter of
the two got the start last week against Division I-AA Indiana State, for
whatever that's worth.
In spite of the close proximity of
these two schools, they have only ever met twice on the gridiron, with the
Hoosiers handling the Cards in a home-and-home series way back in 1985-86. That strikes the Czar as more than a little
peculiar, since Louisville's rival Cincinnati is only about five minutes
closer. Perhaps it's just that the
Cardinals are now willing to travel to Bloomington for the first time since the
MTV era, in hopes that John Mellencamp will no longer be there.
Louisville 27, Indiana 21
Virginia Tech at Rutgers
Not only did Tech lose 24-17 to
Purdue last week, but it took them about nine hours to do so, because of a
six-hour "weather delay." The only
weather-related justification for delaying a football game is lightning, and
the game is allowed to resume 30 minutes after the last lightning strike. This needs to be made mandatory, because
there was no excuse for a delay of that length, or the threat that the game
might be canceled altogether. Obviously,
after the lightning had stopped, somebody made the decision to wait it out
until the entire system had passed. That
ought to be a scandal. There are no rain
delays in football, or at least, there aren't supposed to be. If there were any justice in the world of
sports, instead of merely "justice," all the paying fans would be refunded for
their tickets for this game, and the visiting PU fans would be compensated for
their travel and lodgings as well. These
people were robbed, all because a small number of others, or perhaps only one,
made this dictatorial and thoroughly wussy decision.
The Scarlet Knights once led this
series 3-0 after winning their first game as Big East opponents in 1992, but
the Gobblers have taken the last twelve, the most recent of which was the 2012
edition of the Russell Athletic Bowl in Orlando. That's the same game that had been known as
the Tangerine Bowl when it was moved from Miami to Orlando, and has most
recently been rebranded the Pop Tarts Bowl.
This is why the College Football Czar thinks it's important for bowl
games to retain their original titles, and sell only sponsorships instead of
naming rights. Nobody remembers great
moments in Blockbuster/Carquest/Micron PC/Tangerine/Champs Sports/Russell
Athletic/Camping World/Cheez-It/Pop Tarts Bowl history.
Actually, the history of pop tarts
would be quite interesting. Especially
the chapter on Diana Rigg.
Virginia Tech 21, Rutgers 13
Brigham Young at Arkansas
Those fans who expect this to be an
explosive offensive game might be disappointed.
The Razorbacks were not all that sharp last week in a 28-6 win against
Kent State, whereas the Cougars opened their season with a cat-atonic 14-0
snooze against Division I-A newcomer Sam Houston.
The Cougars must be hoping last
week's performance did some good for the confidence of new QB Kedon Slovis, but
the former USC slinger, whose career suffered a Pitt-fall last season, won't be
playing against the Southern Utah Thunderbirds this week. Against Division I-A competition, Slovis
hasn't topped the 300-yard mark since an infamously erratic performance in the
Panthers' upset loss to Georgia Tech, in Week 4 of last season.
Hog wide receiver Isaac TeSlaa
pronounces his name "teh-SLAW," and not "TEZ-lah." The transfer from Division II Hillsdale
College in Michigan has got nothing in the world to do with that electric
vehicle manufacturer, other than he probably also wants to beat up Mark
Zuckerberg, just like everybody else.
Arkansas 28, Brigham Young 23
Washington at Michigan State
Xjr marks the spot for Husky QB
Michael Penixjr, who has been right on target in blowout victories over Boise
State and Tulsa. Penixjr first grabbed
people's attention last year in a Week 3 win in East Lansing, where he threw
for 397 yards and four TDs in a 39-28 toppling of a then-highly ranked Sparty.
MSU head coach Mel Tucker has been
suspended without pay for allegedly sexually harassing somebody that ESPN
describes as "a noted sexual harassment awareness speaker." The College Football Czar doesn't pretend to
know whether the accusation is legitimate or not. Maybe Tucker found some ironic humor in
sexually harassing a noted sexual harassment awareness speaker. But do you suppose, on the other hand, that
the noted sexual harassment awareness speaker might have been a little too
aware, and that somebody who identifies herself as such might not exactly have
objective or realistic views on the subject?
The accusation is based on a phone
call, which makes it more suspicious in the Czar's mind, because the noted
sexual harassment awareness speaker didn't simply hang up. Tucker claims the exchange between them was
not only consensual, but initiated by the noted sexual harassment awareness
speaker. Nevertheless, his own account
of the contents of that call are embarrassing, and likely to cause many high
school parents to be unwilling to entrust their sons to his program.
So, to summarize, at the end of the
2021 season, the Spartans signed Coach Tucker to a ten-year, $95 million
contract. In 2022, he produced a
miserable flop of a season, finishing 5-7 and losing star quarterback Payton
Thorne to Auburn. 2023: "Send in the
noted sexual harassment awareness speaker!"
In the words of Mister Potter, "Do I paint an accurate picture, or do I
exaggerate?"
The Czar hereby nominates Coach Tucker
for the Lardhead of the Year Award, not for having gotten himself into this
predicament, but by trying to get out of it by asserting, "there is an ulterior
motive designed to terminate my contract based on some factor such as ... my race
or gender." Sure, Mel. When the MSU administrators hired you away
from Colorado, and then signed you to that lucrative extension two years later,
they had no idea you were a black guy.
They only found that out when they read it in the papers later on, and
were they ever furious! And of course
they want to fire you for being a man.
The Czar has it on good authority that they've been yearning to replace
you with Goldie Hawn ever since they watched Wildcats on the NFL Network
during the offseason.
Washington 51, Michigan State 38
Vanderbilt at UNLV
The Rebels roll out the crinkly
carpet for their SEC opponents, the first they will have hosted since they
upended Arkansas, 31-14 in the 2000 Las Vegas Bowl. They haven't won a bowl game since then, but
they will stand a good chance of playing in one if they can knock off Vandy,
with UTEP, Hawaii and Nevada upcoming on their schedule.
Last week was the first loss of the
season for the Commodores, who were shut down in the second half by Wake
Forest, 36-20. Vandy did win its opening
game against Hawaii, and has now won three in a row against opponents from the
Mountain West. Its last defeat to a team
from that conference, however, was a 34-10 throttling at the hands of this same
Nevada-Las Vegas club. Well, not the same
one. Almost all of the players are
different now, and so is the coaching staff.
Aside from personnel, however, the team is exactly the same. Take the helmet decal, for instance.
The Commodores like to call
themselves the Dores for short. Sure,
that's lame, but the College Football Czar finds it refreshing that a
university would not have picked the Commies instead.
Vanderbilt 49, UNLV 41
La.-Lafayette at UAB
After last week's 49-35 loss at
Georgia Southern, first-year Blazer coach Trent Dilfer will try to silence the
naysayers, which is something he has always struggled to do. Heck, the Czar still doesn't believe
he ever won a Super Bowl.
The Ragin Cajuns can't wait to get
back to some home cooking, not just because drive-through crawfish places are
hard to come by in Birmingham, but because ULL got off to a bad start on the
road, in a 38-31 loss at Old Dominion in their Sun Belt opener. The Cajun defense did not succeed in caging
the ODU passing game, which struck for four TD passes of 30 yards or more.
The public address operator at
Protective Stadium must think the name of the home team is the Blarers instead,
because the music is so loud that it will bother you at home while you're
watching on TV. Contrary to the apparent
intention, this only serves to make the crowd seem far smaller and quieter than
it really is. If the Czar didn't know
better, he would suspect this was another attempt to sabotage the
Alabama-Birmingham program by the cantankerous children of Bear Bryant.
... and the Czar doesn't know better.
UAB 52, La.-Lafayette 36
New Mexico State at New Mexico
The series that is known as the Rio
Grande Rivalry (to those who know it at all, which is nobody) has been
historically dominated by UNM, 62-23-2, but it was NMSU that prevailed a year
ago in Las Cruces, 21-9. The Aggies
barely moved the ball that day, but in a game in which each team punted six
times, they got the better of those exchanges, and scored two TDs on
third-quarter drives that started in Lobo territory. This meeting, likewise, figures to be a
battle of attrition, which the Czar is pretty sure is derived from the Latin
word for "crap."
Junior Aggie quarterback Diego Pavia
may have good intentions, but we all know where that leads. In two games against Division I-A
competition, the scrappy scrambler has thrown as many interceptions (4) as
touchdowns. The Albuquerque native might
unwittingly become the home team's secret weapon.
Rio Grande, the
classic John Ford cavalry movie, has got to be a favorite of Lee Corso's, for
no other reason than that they say "yo" in it a lot. Nobody in it says "not so fast, my friend,"
nor does anyone say that other thing the coach famously said over the air, but
they sure do say "yo."
New Mexico 26, New Mexico State 14
Syracuse at Purdue
With a win, the Orange could be off
to another superficially impressive start, having already blown out Division
I-AA Colgate and MAC also-ran Western Michigan, and with a Week 4 meeting
coming up against Army. SU hasn't won a
nonconference road game against a power-five opponent, however, since a 2006
win over an Illinois team that finished 2-10.
The Boilermakers look to make amens
for their meltdown last season at SU, where they took the lead with 51 seconds
to play, only to commit two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties after their
go-ahead touchdown. Following the
subsequent kickoff from the 10-yard-line, they aided the Orange drive with two
more penalties, each of which resulted in a third-down conversion. One Garrett Shrader-to-Oronde Gadsden pass
later, and PU was on its way home with a shocking defeat.
Like the song says, I'd rather be a
hammer than an orange. Okay, so that's
not what the song says, but whom are you going to believe, the College Football
Czar, or some creepy guy who sings with his hands in his front pockets?
Purdue 38, Syracuse 20
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